He Said/She Said: If I Were A Boy

January 7, 2009     Posted in HaHa

girl1.jpgNot only does Beyonce have some sick moves, but the lady knows what she’s talking about. Her other song (you know, the one that doesn’t talk about putting a ring on it), If I Were A Boy, got me thinking: what would it be like to be a guy for a day?


By CC Staff

Even more, what would it be like if a guy spent a day in my boobs shoes?

Life is quite different when you have a va-jay, so it would be an interesting experience. I know it is far from possible – unless you are willing to make a long-term change – but I asked a guy anyway. Has he ever thought about it? What would he learn? How different are men and women, really?

See what he had to say (before we started fighting):

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7 Comments on "He Said/She Said: If I Were A Boy"

  1. Becca says:
    Wed, 7th Jan 200911:56 am 

    OMG! Yes. If I were a guy for a day, I'd do everything that I do now, and revel in the fact that no one was criticizing me for it…

    :-D

    I remember a quote:

    "They only call you bossy and controlling because you're a woman. If you were a man, they'd call you a dick!"

  2. Jacks says:
    Wed, 7th Jan 20091:52 pm 

    You really can't "open your own safe"?? Really???? I suggest you get on that.

  3. Grace says:
    Wed, 7th Jan 20096:20 pm 

    If I were a boy for a day, I'd try sacking myself in the balls just once to see if it really does hurt worse than child birth..

  4. Alice says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 200912:01 am 

    Women's orgasms are harder to achieve for two reasons:

    1. They are harder biologically, because they help, but are not essential to, getting pregnant. (This is also why I firmly believe that men's orgasms are about 700 times better than ours. When did you ever see a girl roll over and pass out afterwards because it was, like, soooo goood?)

    2. Socially, women were never required to have orgasms. If you read some 19th century sex manuals, it comes down to "just lie perfectly still and let him get it over with". The clitoris wasn't even recognized as a biological entity until like the 60s! Psychologically, too, it's hard for men to get past the barrier of "Well, the jackhammer move makes me feel real good, so it must do the same for her!" You know, like when you get a friend to try some food which you think is AMAZING, and all they do is wrinkle their nose and go "ew" – you just don't get what's wrong with them! Same principle :P

  5. zoe says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 20098:58 am 

    lol come on, surely you girls have heard that there are TWICE the number of nerve endings in just the clit than in the whole penis and balls? i get really pissed off when i need to pee and ive got to walk all the way home first, but i pick more intense, multiple orgasms over that any day. if you dont agree with me, you're simply not getting yourselves off enough!!!

  6. Leann says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 20093:42 pm 

    LMAO I am loving this conversation. That guys seems pretty cool though, not like most guys. Most guys would turn it into an argument and not back down but he seems like a cool cat

  7. TomCat says:
    Wed, 21st Jan 200912:41 pm 

    Nice chat. I wonder, why is it that most girls are unaware of their sexuality and blame it on their biological sex? I believe it has more to do with how girls are raised in the society. Women should live for their bodies too and be selfish, as (an overwhelmingly large percentage of) men are.

    Keep up the good work.

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