Sexy Time: Top 5 Sex Toys for Couples

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sex-toys.jpgI’m going to be completely honest with you. Sex toys kinda intimidate me. Getting that close to something mechanical doesn’t just sound uncomfortable, it also seems a little dangerous (electric shock? No thank you.) There’s so many different kinds of sex toys out there I’m almost too scared to look. And introducing a sex toy to the bedroom? Probably one of the top ten most awkward conversations you could ever have.

If you have similar feelings towards sex toys, this is your lucky day, as I have decided to do all the research for you. I have sifted through the most peculiar of sex toys (seriously, check out the Micro Vibe Tiger and the Safari) to bring you my top 5 reasonably tame, couple-friendly toys. If you’ve tried any of these or have some other personal faves, puh-lease don’t hesitate to share!

Her Pleasure Vibrating Finger Massager – Of course this can be used in the fashion of a normal vibrator (use your imagination), but what I like about it is the versatility. It can really be used to stimulate any body part during foreplay or during sex – the possibilities are pretty much endless. Plus, it’s a pretty safe toy to bring into the bedroom without offending your guy or insulting his skills.

Vibrating Boy Shorts – You got it – boy shorts with a vibrator actually built into them. Now I probably wouldn’t wear these out in public, but they do sound fun as pre-pre-sex activity. Not only will it warm you up while you make out, but I would imagine it would feel pretty good to him as well. For those that can severely contain themselves, I suggest you try one that comes with a remote control for your guy. Now he can do more than just wink at you from across the room….

Velvet Touch – At first glance, this flesh-toned contraption seems pretty intimidating and/or perplexing. According to MyPleasure.com, however, Velvet Touch is one of the most highly recommended c**k rings for couples. Now, I don’t know much about c**k rings, but this one looks like it’s got a lot going on – the soft touch of CyberSkin and a vibrator and several stimulation parts to choose from. Just read the dozens of reviews on MyPleasure.com and I swear you’ll be sold before you even put in your order.

Our First Bondage Kit – Alright so this pick may be a little biased as I tend to enjoy a little blindfold action. Obviously this one can be a DIY project by just throwing a bandanna and some scarves into the bedroom, but if you feel like getting fancy I suggest you pick up the complete kit. According to the website, the kit contains, “Four plush cuffs for ankles and wrists are completely adjustable with Velcro fasteners, which also allow quick removal.” You can kiss the days of being caught in the middle of intense bondage sesh’s goodbye! P.S. If this has happened to you, please do share in the comment portion – I gotta hear about it.

LAYAspot – This one’s pretty similar to the finger massager, but it’s a little larger to cover more surface area. The kicker about this puppy, however, is the fact that it’s pretty discreet. On the outside, it’s your every day Sharper Image hand massager. On the inside, however, it’s a lean mean vibrating machine with several different settings and levels of pulsation for your personal enjoyment. Plus, this toy’s simple enough to let your creativity run wild and use it in any way imaginable.

Enjoy!!

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