Chesley B. (Sully) Sullenberger vs. My Ex-Boyfriend

After yesterday’s emergency landing in New York’s Hudson river, U.S Airway’s Captain Chesley B. Sullenberger, or Sully, is now a nationwide hero.

By Mandy

When the flight was bombarded with a flock a geese, Sully was able to land the plane safely in the Hudson River on the west side of Manhattan.  There were 155 people on board, all of which survived.

As Pat Benetar once said, “Where have all the good men gone?” Apparently they are safely landing planes in the Hudson River and saving the lives of 150+ people. I’m about to go Anna Nicole on this guy and just snag him cuz it seems like he may be the last of a dying breed of man.

Here’s why Sully is better than my ex-bf:

1. Cap’n Sully saved 151 people. My ex-boyfriend played Grand Theft Auto….for 12 hours.

2. Sully is on top of his game and a fast thinker. My ex-boyfriend gets stoned and thinks really, REALLY slowly.

3. The Captain was a U.S Air Force fighter pilot. My ex-bf is barely making is way through college because he’s too busy playing GTA and getting stoned.

4. Sully’s real name is Chesley B. Sullenberger III. My ex-boyfriend’s name is Joe.

5. Sullenberger looks like this at 57. My ex-boyfriend will probably look like this.

I guess it’s a good thing I got rid of him. Sully, call me!