Lada Gaga Hates Pants

January 16, 2009 - 9:00 am By Noa - CU Boulder

The other night my mom called me to ask about some singer (“GooGoo? FaFa?”) that was performing on TV with “panty hose on OVER her thong! I could see her butt!” I kindly explained to my mother that her name is Lady Gaga (“Mother, it’s Gaga. GAGA!!”) and that maybe that was just a costume for that particular performance.

But then I went online ~~to avoid listening to my boring Physics lecture~~ to check out some of Lady Gaga’s jams and realized that this girl really hates wearing pants. I mean, she never wears them. Not just for performances – never. Not on the streets, not at parties… ne-ver. It’s like that bad Britney phase.

I mean, the girl has killer legs, but this is a little O.O.C. (Out of control, people; keep up!) She’s getting dangerously close to camel-toe land. I swear, “Just Dance” should be called “Just (Take Off Your Pants and) Dance,” or “Just Dance With Your Goodies Hanging Out.” Although those wouldn’t have quite the same ring.

Don’t believe me? See for yourself:

Linda says:
Fri, 16th Jan 20099:28 am

Hmm, well…I def. didn’t notice that lol

But hey, I don’t blame her!

Keightee says:
Fri, 16th Jan 200910:10 am

Her fashion is questionable, but I am really loving her album!

Leann says:
Fri, 16th Jan 200910:57 am

Wow!!! I guess she thinks it will be a new fashion statement or something…. I don’t know what the hell she thinks she is doing but it is AWFUL!!!!! I guess that after girls started wearing leggings for pants we thought “this is as bad as it gets”…WE WERE WRONG!

Veronica says:
Fri, 16th Jan 200911:03 am

it’s just her style, and she pulls it off. at least she’s not faking being a lesbian or running people over in her car. there are worse things she could be doing than not wearing pants.

Christie says:
Fri, 16th Jan 200912:59 pm

you know lady gaga isn’t a lady.. transexual post op

Megan says:
Fri, 16th Jan 20091:26 pm

that isn’t actually true she was born the same sex as she is representing. and even if it was true whats your point?

Arisa says:
Fri, 16th Jan 20091:39 pm

It’s probably just the the way she was told to dress by the music company to have a signature look, like how Christina wore weird stripper clothes for a while.

Maria says:
Fri, 16th Jan 20091:52 pm

Let’s hope that this isn’t a trend that doesn’t catch on…

Veronica says:
Fri, 16th Jan 20096:23 pm

I wish she were actually talented and didn’t have to use her costumes to get attention at all.

Betty says:
Fri, 16th Jan 20097:08 pm

Veronica – she IS actually talented and if you gave her record a listen you’d know it. She’s original and doing something no one else ever has. She’s a performer. Not many singers out there are.

Casey says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20092:39 pm

Betty, just curious, but how by owning her CD and listening to it would you be able to tell that she is a “performer” you can’t see her “performing” on her album.

But it’s all about your taste in music, I don’t care for her at all, but that’s just me, apparently a lot of people do though otherwise she wouldn’t be on the radio.

Carly says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20095:57 pm

Well, at least she actually went to college and got a degree in music which is enough background for me to determine she at least is educated on the topic. She can take that knowledge and express herself in whatever way she wants now. That’s more than Britney Spears can say… Even though I love Britney…

Lyra says:
Sun, 18th Jan 20096:25 am

her fashion sense, to me, is amazing. i’d do a lot of questionable things for those cooch-exposers.

Christie says:
Sun, 18th Jan 20091:08 pm

lmao that’s hilarious I really noticed the pants thing until now

I personally really love Lady Gaga’s originality and I think she really pushes the envelope with her music and her fashion.

Just Dance, Poker Face, Paper Gangsta, and Starstruck: if they don’t have you dancing in your seat, you’re not human

Sunny says:
Tue, 20th Jan 20096:04 am

Lady Gaga’s music is amaziing and i think she’s hysterical. =]

i noticed her pant-less self a few times but never thought it was ALL the time lol. oh well.. its her life.

Agatha says:
Tue, 14th Jul 20094:10 pm

i think that lady gaga is very sexy imean i could have sex with her. just because she doesnt wear pants!!!!!!! i just wanna hump with her!!!!

gillian says:
Thu, 27th Aug 20097:23 pm

i think she is fun

Tiffany says:
Tue, 26th Jan 20107:50 pm

Uhm, Sweety Lady Gaga doesn’t like to wear pants because her grandmother is blind. Lady Gaga is very close to her grandmother and her grandmother said that she could tell who people are by the more skin they show. Thus, resulting in why she doesnt wear pants, she wants her grandmother to be able to see her.