Kelly says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20091:40 pm 

hahahahahah I love the second one.

Pedro says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20094:09 pm 

With Brooklyn taken by Becks and Posh, and Bronx take by Trashlee and Pete, I'm eager to see which NYC borough goes next. Queens? Staten Island (please please please someone name their kid Staten Island please!!!) or Manhattan??

There's also the Brooklyn neighborhood alternative. With Williamsburg being so hip it's actually not hip anymore, I could see someone naming their kid Williamsburg ("We're going to call him "Billyburg" for short!! Weeee!!") or perhaps someone will go for Fort Greene or, dare I say, Bushwick. How about Red Hook ("We just looooove Ikea!" she gushed to US Weekly), or DUMBO, RAMBO or Clinton Hill ("We love Brooklyn AND Hillary!!!)? The lunacy of uniqueness knows no bounds. It's awesome.

All of the above are in play in some celebritard's head and, like Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's kid) and Kal-El Cage (Nic Cage's kid) before him or her, they will get their asses handed to them on the playground. Way to go Mom and Dad!! Your kid is unique and you're cool and creative! Yay!

Megan says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20094:28 pm 

Shithead pronounced Sha-Teed. With I was making that one up..

Megan says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20094:29 pm 

Oops, I meant wish not with.

Mary says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20095:24 pm 

I was shopping the other day and I heard a mom call her 5 year old twins over, "Jack, Kennedy, come here!" Certainly not bizarre, but still the Presidential flair is a little…different.

David says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20097:42 pm 

My sister is a baby nurse and these are two names she couldn't forget:

La-ea, pronounced Ladashea, and Lawayne, pronounced Latwayne… The t is silient… or missing!

beth says:
Sat, 17th Jan 20098:24 pm 

I've heard of Shithead before, there was also Asshole (pronounced Ashley, of course…) and then I went to school with twins "Lemonjello and Orangejello" I shit you not… there mother was high enough on pain meds she named her kids off the hospital dessert menu… and my friend in elementary school's name was Emerald Green.

LeesePiece says:
Sat, 17th Jan 200910:13 pm 

My brother went to school with kids named Pepsi and Cola. Their parents had just moved to the US before they were born and wanted to name them something Americans liked.

C says:
Sun, 18th Jan 200912:12 am 

Note to Pedro….Brooklyn iiiis actually a girls name. Also a neighborhood in NYC buuuut was a girls name first. And while I agree celebs are riiiiidic with their names, keep in mind that a lot of older places in North America are actually named after people. I know the province Alberta in Canada was named after a member of british royalty (I want to say princess but Im not 100% on that). Though today if someone named their daughter Alberta I'd be like what you smokin, you gotta give 'em the fact that it waaas a name first.

Rebecca says:
Sun, 18th Jan 20096:04 am 

I heard a mom calling her kids in the airport once: Daffodil "Daffy", Violet, Rosebud and Ladybug. An entire garden in one family..

ashley says:
Sun, 18th Jan 20097:24 am 

wasnt the shithead one from the book freakonomics, where the authors go into details about the effects of names?

e says:
Sun, 18th Jan 200910:24 am 

sweet angry jesus.

Danyell says:
Wed, 21st Jan 20095:29 pm 

these two kids at my school, they're brothers, their names are Happy and Happily.

and I once knew this azn kid named thong.

Rt319 says:
Tue, 29th Dec 200911:52 am 

I met a kid named My-God (first name)

Jessica says:
Fri, 29th Jan 20104:36 pm 

The names I plan on using for my children are considered obscure, or, at least some of them. I'm hoping to adopt five.

Poppy, (girl)

Quinn, (boy)

Keller, (girl)

Ash (boy)

and Annaxandra (girl)

Danielle says:
Thu, 4th Mar 20106:39 am 

I just wrote a book on bad baby names and I can verify there are kids named Manhattan (who was born in Kansas!!! go figure), Queens (with the 's'), Jersey and Harlem. GTFOH… If I find a kid named Staten Island, I'm DONE!