Stuffed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
30 Rock‘s, Tracy Morgan, spoke up in Maxim’s latest issue about his collection of tattoos. Most were standard – a cross, some names, etc. But one seemed to stand out (no pun…you’ll see) a little more than the rest.
Morgan confessed to having the words “Stove Top” tattooed along the side of his wee wee.
Yes, “stove top,” as in the instant stuffing.
“I’m pretty well-endowed. A girl told me to get that because I stuffed her up like a turkey. She said, ‘You should call that Stove Top!’”
Hysterical (and slightly disturbing). I mean, think of the pain of getting a tat down there, the poor tattoo guy that has to do it. And just how many men are doing this!? Of course, it also got me thinking of what other funnies a man could ink downtown.
(Note: It is Friday. We are hungover and ready for the weekend. Please understand that as you read on. We just can’t help it.)
A ruler (assuming it’s something to be proud of)
Maybe a dragon to represent the one-eyed monster that it is?
A hot dog bun
If he’s a techy guy, maybe some RAM or a Hard drive.
A cookie dough package. Girls never could resist cookie dough.
A train with the words, “all aboard!”
“Use for front door only.”
“Homemade in the USA” (We are all about the American Pride these days.)
Some directions for use, maybe?
And, if he wants to get really serious, maybe incorporate the entire region and turn it into a Pinochio face. Except in this story, his “nose” grows for a good reason.
What others can you think of?