Drunk Guys Make Better Lovers?

January 26, 2009 - 3:00 pm By Noa - CU Boulder

According to a recent study of 1,580 Australian men (ugh, the best kind), drinking alcohol might actually help a guy out in the sack.

I know! I’m shocked too.

I don’t know about you ladies, but from my experience, getting it on with a drunk guy has always been devoid of satisfaction. Either the guy is done and snoring after 3.5 seconds, or he’s still going (and going and going) without much success long after I’ve lost interest. And then there was that time he puked…

But science is science and this study shows that 30% of men who drank had fewer problems during sex. Even those obnoxious belligerent drunks had less problems with E.D.

Have I been hooking up with the wrong guys, or what!?

I guess it all makes sense, though; I know alcohol always makes me feel a little more adventurous in bed. God knows I wouldn’t end up in a handstand during sex if I were sober. Hell, I wouldn’t even have sex with the lights on if alcohol weren’t involved.

I guess offering guys just one more beer before heading home for a romp session is the best way to guarantee some pleasure. In fact, maybe I should keep a little beer stocked in the mini fridge next to my bed. You can never be too prepared.

Patrice says:
Mon, 26th Jan 20095:58 pm

Yeah my experience has always been drunk guys are not good… but maybe it’s because they weren’t Australian!?

Alice says:
Mon, 26th Jan 20098:23 pm

Wait, what? Drunk guys are DEFINITELY better than sober ones when it comes to doing the horizontal tango! They last longer, they’re more adventurous with what they’re willing to try, less inhibited… Maybe it’s American guys, but here across the pond I’d have to agree with the scientific community on this one!

T says:
Mon, 26th Jan 20098:39 pm

The article actually states they have less trouble w/ ED. I’m not sure if that directly correlates with being a better lover. I mean, plenty of guys can get it up but does that equate to better sex? Not so much in my eyes but maybe so in others?

Mr. Matthews says:
Mon, 2nd Feb 20096:28 am

I don’t have a say so on either here nor there on the subject, because I don’t drink. But those less inhibitions and more adventurous things might the zenith cause of heightened sexual libidos. Personally, I know lasting long or ready to go after the first and second shot isn’t the usual problem. Whereas, nervously trying to figure out a new way to get a gal off (without using the typical methods) is where the dunce-ness lays for me. Typical (for me at least) extends pass pleasuring her cunnilingus, of course missionary, doggy-style, rimming, fingering, finding the G-spot, and proper, effective anal climaxing. Even a pillow under her bum comes in handy once in a while.

So, I guess that brings up a new topic on conversation. Ladies, what is the “anything else” factor(s)?

maige_matthews@yahoo.com

Jake Holden says:
Sat, 14th Feb 20098:06 pm

Alcohol makes guy’s BETTER?!

No way. Maybe one or two beers for a nice buzz and calm feeling, but any more than that and it takes a lot more for me to get a solid hard-on, and I’m really desensitised too.

http://factsandfriction.blogspot.com/

Jake Holden says:
Sat, 14th Feb 20098:07 pm

Oops, no need for an apostrophe in ‘Alcohol makes guy’s BETTER’, it should just be guys. Nevermind!

quinn says:
Sat, 28th Nov 20094:23 am

I love it when my BF is drunk and we have sex, he lets go of all sense and gets really crazy. Its kind of amazing. Like, soooo hot, he just starts feeling around everywhere, super adventurous!!