5 Things We Hate More Than Phil’s Shadow

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So the damn groundhog saw his damn shadow, which means we are in for 6 more glorious weeks of winter. Splendid. WTF, Phil? Why do you hate us so much.

Upon hearing the news we wanted to head to Phil’s hometown and beat the crap out of him (so. sick. of sweaters.), but our therapist (Oprah) always talks about focusing on positive things. So we will.

Instead of hating on Phil – because, afterall, it’s not his fault – we thought we’d make a list of the 5 things and people we currently hate more than Punxatawny Phil. Yay us! We’re so positive!

1. Our alarm clocks – They mean well, but 9am? Really? Don’t you know we were up late watching a hilarious episode of The Office?

2. Comcast – Granted that quick peepee flash to Arizona fans during the Superbowl was disturbingly hysterical, but there were kids watching. And old people. And who does that with their….well, just watch.

3. Mexican food – But only because it was so good last night and so, so, SO bad today.

4. The media calling Jessica Simpson fat - If she’s fat then we’re going on The Biggest Loser.

5. The movie Groundhog Day. It is just bad.

One Comment on "5 Things We Hate More Than Phil’s Shadow"

  1. Alice says:
    Tue, 3rd Feb 20095:17 am 

    :o TRAVESTY!

    Groundhog Day is one of the best damn movies to come out of the 90s! I’ve watched it so many times as a kid that I can recite it backwards. (Well, until it gets to all the romancey stuff at the end – that’s when I’d usually turn it off because it was boring)

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