Liz says:
Wed, 4th Feb 200912:02 pm 

Laura, your friend is lying.

Lauren, University o says:
Wed, 4th Feb 200912:11 pm 

Yeah, Laura. He's either lying or he's not totally normal. Guys masturbate daily, at least. Even guys with girlfriends.

Rilynne says:
Wed, 4th Feb 200912:58 pm 

I wouldn't go so far as to say all guys masturbate daily (especially if they're getting laid). That said, if he's never masturbated in his life then, well, he has a problem. Or, like the others said, he's definitely lying to you.

Eliza says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20091:08 pm 

AHAHAHAHA! I've had a horrible day so far and that picture totally made it 100 times better!

liz says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20092:34 pm 

i think God would rather us masturbate than have sex

Bri says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20092:51 pm 

I kind of want an ex-fornicator shirt.

Sam says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20094:16 pm 

Eh, they probably don’t care. Seems like a sure way to make money through a wider audience.

Jes says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20094:16 pm 

Or an ex-logical shirt.

Ha, that'd kick some people's asses…

Laura says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20094:43 pm 

That is a pretty weird shirt… but your claim that guys do it every day is totally untrue… I have a friend who is 25, and he never masturbated in his life. (and yea, he’s pretty normal)

Cherry TV says:
Wed, 4th Feb 20097:28 pm 

That shirt is **so** weird. I read it and I can't help but think of the wearer as masturbating. eek.

And FYI – some women masturbate daily. I think it makes them better in bed.

Alice says:
Wed, 4th Feb 200911:27 pm 

Wow, Christianity has a serious self-flagellation complex. Can't wait for them to ban chocolate or ferris wheels, since they're so bent on banning things for no other reason than them being enjoyable.

Elise says:
Thu, 5th Feb 20092:19 am 

Jeeze, Alice, way to stereotype. If everybody reacted to ultra-vocal minorities by assuming the larger group they 'represent' totally endorses their views, we'd have had a Toby Keith Muslim-kicking season instated as a national holiday by now.

Not to mention what would happen to the gay rights movement.

Speaking as a Christian who masturbates at least twice a week, has about worn her lady-bits out in bed since yesterday, and has a penchant for the delicious pr0n… these people are nuts.

But then if you take any system of rules and laws, some douche in that system is going to misinterpret it (or ignore it) to fit his own ends, whether it means parking his shopping cart in a mysterious dent in your car door, or proudly proclaiming that he's a eunuch.

Which you'd have to be to stop masturbating. I mean, really?

Micah says:
Thu, 5th Feb 20094:19 am 

I had a girlfriend that went on this kick – she went so far as to say that she could never talk to me again because I'm "not a good christian and don't believe like she does". Whatever.

I know of a guy who went a year without masterbating bacuse he thought it was wrong.

damn Christians. Why can't you realize that Christ died for you, it's simple, full gospel truth? Why do they have to go on this religious I'm-better-then-you kick????

UGHHH.

But the picture was quite funny.

e says:
Thu, 5th Feb 200911:08 am 

It is really not true that men masturbate daily. Regularly, yes. "Daily" is a gross misconception.

Ex says:
Mon, 9th Feb 20098:07 am 

Hell yea costs a fortune in tissues

Alan says:
Sat, 21st Mar 20096:10 pm 

If you rob a bank, you are a bank robber. Once a bank robber, always a bank robber.
If you masterbate…

D says:
Thu, 26th Mar 20091:16 am 

It says above this box to speak my mind, yet my previous comment was deleted. Why is that? I can tell you what I'm thinking, but only if it favors this religious garbage? Pathetic.

meco says:
Fri, 27th Mar 20097:18 pm 

I'm an ex masturbator. Heres my story

http://blip.tv/file/1826127/

AchileS says:
Sat, 28th Mar 20096:37 am 

Nediyonus Len siz Amk Gevurları Sikmiyim tahtanısı Sizin ißneler akıllı olun Len Hepinisi Sikerim uLen !

Guy Incognito says:
Mon, 30th Mar 20097:51 pm 

I found their "EX-Narcissist" shirt to be EX-ceptionally ironic.

Jen says:
Wed, 15th Apr 20096:41 am 

So these comments are interesting. You know though, we do things we want to do (I think that's pretty obvious). So if someone wants to masturbate then they're not going to want to hear, know or see another way. Masturbation feels good and we think it affects no one else so why would it be bad? The reality is most of us don't like being accountable to someone 24/7. It's true that one time masturbating makes you a masturbator, just like one time lying makes you a liar. If there is a God and He judges us based on His laws/rules then we would all be guilty. But God (as you may have heard) sent His Son to take away our guilt before God. This sounds like a normal sunday sermon, but man we don't want to give up our sin. We like it too much and many times could not stop certain things if we tried (like bondage). God often gets a bad rep ( as a former athiest I know I gave Him a bad one). He's looked at like some crazy thing in the sky that made these rules that dumb christians follow to be a good person and have no fun. I challenge anyone who can, to look at the bible and study the character of God like you were a student studying any literary work. See what the theme of the bible is and how the main character is portrayed. So I wrote a sermon (haha) my bad, but I've had thoughts similar to what I read. Peace! Your girl, an ex-masturbator!!! (No lie)

Thaddeus says:
Mon, 4th May 20095:37 pm 

Mitch Hedberg used to tell a joke that applies here, too. He would say, "I used to do drugs…I still do drugs, but I used to do drugs, too."

Lance Evans says:
Fri, 27th Nov 20093:42 pm 

Dude, I totally agree with Jen. I personally was an addict to Masturbation and Pornography, starting around the age of 11. Like I use to sneak and Watch late night/morning HBO porn movies and masturbate until i fell asleep. This went till I was around 18. But then I Accepted the Truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and was Re-born again with a New a Heart and New desires. Christ's Spirit Lives within me and is the only thing that Has broken the shackles of Pornography and Masturbation. Totally by the Grace and power of God am I free from Masturbation…going on one year and 6 months free. I am currently a college student, 20 yrs old and can totally testify to the Power of God in my life. Lance@p4cm.com for any questions or just want to talk.

bnfgn says:
Mon, 23rd Aug 20104:51 pm 

Christianism bans everything too enjoyable because they fear that wanting something may be a temptation to do truly immoral acts… stupid.

slade says:
Sat, 22nd Jan 201110:48 pm 

that chick is hot, i think i jerk off to her right now