Sheyla Hershey Wants People To Take Her Seriously.

February 5, 2009 - 12:00 pm By Laura - St. John's

p1020585.jpgSheyla Hershey, a Brazilian singer, dancer, actress, and model who lives in Texas, was recently awarded the title of having the largest breast implants ever (Size 38 KKK!) by the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World Records.

Beyond the obvious, “Are those things bigger than her head?” I was left with so many questions.

WHY????

Why would she even need boobs that big? How does she find clothes that fit? How does she find bras that fit? Can she even close her arms? Can she give someone a hug? How does she sleep? Can she go running, or would that be too dangerous? How does she even stand up without falling over face-first? How did her skin stretch that far? Could someone suffocate in there? Do her boobs get swollen during PMS? Is there an animal/small man trapped inside there? Does she even need to use a table anymore to eat her dinner?

It seems that Sheyla is yet another publicity whore looking for an unconventional way to get famous without actually doing anything worthwhile. She’s appeared on Fox News, The Insider, and, as her website states, “Her career is just taking off and about to soar to heights of majestic proportions.”

Pun intended? We think so.

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21 Comments on "Sheyla Hershey Wants People To Take Her Seriously."

  1. K says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 200912:13 pm 

    that is absolutely disgusting. I hope the back pain starts right away for her and when she gets them taken out because it hurts so badly, that her breasts never recover. what a moron.

  2. jodi says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 200912:36 pm 

    Guaranteed, she will not find clothes that fit. She’s pretty! Why is she trying to get her boobs all the attention??

  3. maddie says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 200912:56 pm 

    dude, that is sick. i don’t even think any guys would go for that. it’s so unnatural! ps, did anyone else notice the awkwardness of creating a breast size KKK…?

  4. rachel says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20091:15 pm 

    So you’re complaining that she’s just after undeserved attention, yet, you write giving her more attention and access to fame….

  5. Jes says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20091:49 pm 

    Ha Maddie! Her boobs are in The Clan! I bet they’d like em…. No wait, she’s Brazilian, nevermind.

  6. molly says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20094:25 pm 

    those arent even breasts. I dont know what they are, but they’re not breasts.

  7. twinkie says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20094:28 pm 

    would any guy even find that attractive?

  8. Chao says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20095:26 pm 

    im just wondering how she can walk anywhere… thats insane! and i dont think guys find that attractive at all! not my bf or any guys that i know of would think that is attractive. They’d probably be afraid of getting suffocated lol. crazy people these days…

  9. R says:
    Thu, 5th Feb 20096:18 pm 

    so…i’m thinking that she’s holding her boobs up in the picture because she HAS to…how does she function??

  10. Simone says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 20091:54 am 

    AFTER i saw the fox channel saying that she is famous here, i decide to post the truth about her.

    I’m Brazilian… (i’m sorry for my english …) all i want you guys to know is: SHE IS NOT FAMOUS AND SHE IS NOT EVEN ON TV HERE… (only on bad programs) she is just another girl trying to be… I explain… i’m not against her… but i’m offended, because we do have here REAL beautiful actresses and singers and more… who spend years of their life studying and improving their Career.They are saying there she is a dancer, singer and more… PLEASE this is not true.. she doesnt even know how to talk on TV… Here she is nothing but a girl that we ALL comment – she can may explode someday. So please someone there correct this TV WRONG information = SHE is not famous here, can be a little pretty… but the real beautiful brazilian woman its another kind of woman.

    The majority here is ALSO against this cirurgical procedure. We are not that crazy, and she dont represent our Culture. That’s it!

  11. BOOBLOVER says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 20094:20 am 

    I LOVE BOOBS.

    STOP HATING.

    THOSE ARE AWESOME.

  12. Jacks says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 20097:41 am 

    She’s got body dysmorphia just as bad as the girls with eating disorders we have been talking about on here…

    What I have to wonder is, what self-respecting plastic surgeon would actually implant those on somebody.

  13. Jes says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 20099:29 am 

    To Simone:

    Don’t worry! We know how many absolutely GORGEOUS grils come from Brazil! It seems that many of the world’s supermodels are Brazilian… (Victoria’s Secret, anyone?) And I know those girls aren’t this stupid! lol

  14. Jes says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 20099:30 am 

    grils…? lol I meant girls!

  15. chyeaa says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 200910:19 am 

    Laura who ever you are, i just want you to know, i love you

  16. Ichi says:
    Fri, 6th Feb 20096:36 pm 

    She had to move to Brazil because other countries wouldn’t give her the implants she wanted. I think she was a GGG at the time.

  17. Katie says:
    Mon, 9th Feb 20093:05 pm 

    I agree with chyeaa…

    I love Laura too! Awesome article! The “questions” you have about her boobs are awesome. Can you even close your arms…

    HAH.

    Love it.

  18. Causton says:
    Fri, 6th Mar 20098:01 pm 

    dude fuck you guys i likr um i would love to fuck her

  19. DaVince says:
    Fri, 10th Apr 20098:04 am 

    BOOBLOVER: silicon sacks do not count as boobs, sorry!

  20. donk says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 200910:03 am 

    Tetas Grandes!

  21. jon says:
    Tue, 19th Jan 201012:06 am 

    I see her husband is white I bet you a million dollars he has something to do with it. Most white men like super huge “funbags” like that. The young generation today is lazy and don’t want to work for nothing. I will never support attention whores like this.

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