V-Day Gifts Aren’t Just for Lovers Anymore

February 8, 2009 Posted in Cool Stuff

Ok, so your best friend doesn’t have a boyfriend and is in need of some MAJOR hugging and telling her everything will be fine and that the world is not ending just because she’s alone this Valentine’s Day. Why not give her a cute gift along with all those X’s and O’s?

By Brithny

This Valentine’s Day, it’s all about lovin’…

Presents, that is.

For:

The Frugal One – Not only are brownies yummy to eat, they’re cheap and easy to make, too! And if you’ve always saved the crust for last (since, obviously, it’s the best part), now you can make your entire brownie batch edge-y in this super cool pan.

The Sweet One – Nothing says “I Love You” like toilet paper. Really. Nothing.

The Artsy One - Chances are, her wall is full of paintings but is missing one of these. Fish are so much easier to talk to than guys, anyway.

The Crazy One – Need to get back at an ex? Well, now you can take a stab at him. Violence is definitely the answer in this case. A very cute, useful answer.

The Forever-A-Kid One – Gum isn’t just for chewing anymore, people. It provides hours of entertainment to stop you from thinking about guys and relationships. Who needs a man when you can make art?

The Kinky One - This little puppy gives Fergie’s humps a run for their money. Guys are only good in the sack (or in one friend’s case, the back of a car!), but this cutie can travel anywhere.

The Techie One - She doesn’t need reminders of bad relationships in her new, wonderful life! So help her get past those old memories and create new ones in this little box of love (MySpace mirror pictures not included).

The Environmentally-Friendly One - Trying to get that cute guy in the cafeteria to notice you? Well, this super-cute lunchbox will definitely catch his attention, because as they say, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

The Romantic One - Still upset over that lost sweetie? She’ll laugh her tears away with this hilarious movie, and this guide on How To Get A Guy In 10 Days.

The Trendy One - Lost a lover? Get a new one! These Harajuku girls are so much better than guys anyway. Plus, they smell better.

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Julie T says:
Sun, 8th Feb 20093:00 pm

Super cute article, lots of great ideas, except the wall hanging fish tank. I'm no rabid PETA fan or anything like that, but those little tanks are super cruel to keep ANYTHING in, there just isn't enough room, not even for a betta. They are hard to clean, impossible to heat properly, and no, fish don't really grow to the size of their tank; when they get too big for the tank they live in, they die. Taking good care of your pets (even fish ) is a really lovin' idea.

Anna says:
Sun, 8th Feb 20094:47 pm

It's fine for a beta. I used to have one in a little bowl and it lived for years. But most other fish need filters and stuff so it wouldn't work for them.

e says:
Mon, 9th Feb 20091:42 pm

ahhhg i hate it when people turn fish into decorations.

THEY ARE ALIVE, GUYS.

and just because a beta will 'fit' doesn't mean it should.

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