Overheard: “There’s a Snake in My Boot”

February 8, 2009 - 5:00 pm By John - UConn

box_of_wine.jpg[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!

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A man and woman are speaking. The man gets down on one knee:

“I’m not your father,” he says.

“… so then Grandpa just started breaking all the furniture!”

“Yeah, this is why we can’t have a dog.”

“Going to Dunkin’ Donuts. You want anything?”

“Yeah, get me some Dunkaroos.”

“Dude? Really?”

Furious 12-year old girl: “Seriously, the reason critics didn’t like the Twilight movie was because it wasn’t true to the book!”

“Becky got Snorlaxed last night.”

“What?”

“Her roommate sat on her while she was sleeping.”

“Oh.”

“You flip omelettes so gracefully.”

“Shut up, you big vagina-nuts!”

“Hey, can you recycle Nerf darts?”

“I don’t know, just throw them in anyway.”

“All right, guys, I’m gonna have to come in there, you’re being way too loud… oh. Toy Story 2? Fine. Fine, you’re not in trouble.”

“Boxed wine tastes like boogers.”

“Hey, f**k you!”

“Can anybody explain the process of fermentation?”

“Asexual or sexual?”

“Oh my God, I’m so sorry. I thought you were my cat.”

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5 Comments on "Overheard: “There’s a Snake in My Boot”"

  1. molly says:
    Mon, 9th Feb 20092:53 pm 

    that picture is great!!!

  2. SpoiledJuice says:
    Mon, 9th Feb 20093:49 pm 

    This is AWESOME!!!!

    Hey add some of our college photos at spoiledjuice.com

  3. Jaclyn says:
    Fri, 13th Feb 20093:10 pm 

    “I bet you don’t even know what indigenous means, do you? You don’t! I know!”

    “Okay, give it to me in a sentence.”

    “There are a lot of indigenous people in the country.”

    “…Very religious?” Laughter ensues.

    Funny? Or tragic?

  4. maria says:
    Tue, 17th Feb 200911:34 am 

    nerf darts are polystyrene (styrafoam), a number 6 plastic. numbers 3 and 6 are not recyclable.

    darn.

  5. funny stories says:
    Wed, 1st Apr 20096:41 am 

    That picture is grate………story is awesome
    nice……..

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