First of all guys, please don't flatter yourself to the point of thinking girls wear heels just to impress you. We know you don't give a rat's fat ass. As far as you all are concerned, the most we can hope for is that our legs look nice in them.

Sometimes you don't know the shoes are going to be miserable until you get out into the world in them. Dancing around your house in them isn't the same.

Have we forgotten the dance of breaking in shoes? It's gotta happen at some point.

Keep the heels, buy two more pairs, But be good to your feet. Don't forget about insoles, extra shoes, and finding a good place to perch so your not constantly on your feet.

Well, it's hard to be a stupid, vain, woman.

Hey, like David said, ladies, dump the pain-boots, and wear something that let's you be normal.

Sheesh.

Wear something comfortable. I promise you're just as pretty. Gorgeous in fact. And when you're not thinking about how much your feet hurt your conversational skills are far better and you seem a good deal more interesting. People seem a bit, shall we say… shallow when they're standing around in pain, unable to converse properly, and all in the name of wearing nice shoes.

Break free of your high heeled bonds! Be comfortable, hang out, and have fun. I assure you, the only guys who will care about the lack of these shoes are the jerks you're only going to complain about later… usually to the nice guys who would prefer you wear something that doesn't cause you pain.