“Would You Rather…” Wednesdays

February 11, 2009 - 4:30 pm By CC Staff

Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.

You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve had 2 Venti Lattes today. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night watching old episodes of Saved By The Bell on DVD. Who are we kidding? Of course we should have!

Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week (after Monday or hungover-as-hell Sunday, that is), we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?

So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!

Would you rather experience orgasm upon hearing the word “pancake,” or reflexively belt out the chorus of “Come On, Eileen” upon reaching climax?

No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.

Lauren, University of Michigan says:
Wed, 11th Feb 20094:33 pm

I’d much rather belt out “Come On, Eileen” during sex. I mean, I could warn the guy. But orgasming with my family over brunch would just be awkward. Plus, all those breakfast place commercials…it would be a lot to handle.

R says:
Wed, 11th Feb 20095:01 pm

My mother’s name is Eileen…AWKWARD.

Cali says:
Wed, 11th Feb 20095:20 pm

I love coloring and pancakes

R says:
Wed, 11th Feb 20096:04 pm

inow if only i could find a voice recorder to have a hot australian guy say pancakes…double the pleasure

Gwenivere says:
Wed, 11th Feb 20097:58 pm

I would definitely have to go with the pancake one. I barely ever eat pancakes so the word doesn’t come up much in my everyday life. Plus, the more orgasms you have in your life the better. Also I am not a big fan of Dexys Midnight Runners or any other cheezy 80’s music.

LCallahan says:
Thu, 12th Feb 20091:51 pm

i don’t know why this is even a comparable choice…. i would LOVE the pancake one!! I would be asking ppl-

“what do they serve at IHOP?”

“what do you put ms.butterworth on?”

“whats your favorite breakfast food that involves batter, syrup, butter, and maybe some bananas strawberries or blueberries?”

ugh i would be the happiest girl ever

mm that would be so nice!

Becca says:
Sat, 14th Feb 20091:58 pm

I love to sing. so singing during the greatest feeling in the world. would be epic. plus, no guy would ever wonder if i climaxed or not.

sara says:
Sat, 14th Feb 20093:27 pm

Ok if the pancake thing happened and my guy friends realized that was my code-word I would NEVER hear the end of it from them and would be orgasm-ing everywhere. I mean I like orgasms but no thank you. I’d have to go with the singing lol.