For Those Of Us Without a Snuggle Buddy

February 12, 2009     Posted in Cool Stuff

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By Lauren

I don’t miss the drama, or the mess a he leaves in my bathroom

I don’t miss having to choose a dude over a night with the girls, or having to spend that night on sheets that haven’t been washed in months.

What do I miss about having a boyfriend? Someone to snuggle with. And now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, I can have it without the pain of monthly bikini waxes, or having to worry about his arm falling asleep. Just spray this pillow with a little Axe and it’s the perfect bf!

7 Comments on "For Those Of Us Without a Snuggle Buddy"

  1. R says:
    Thu, 12th Feb 20091:55 pm 

    yea…but a body pillow doesn't require quick hiding or strange explanations

  2. Carla says:
    Thu, 12th Feb 20092:19 pm 

    haha! sad or wut??

  3. Regina says:
    Thu, 12th Feb 20092:14 pm 

    …or, snore in your ear. Loudly.

    Or, make weird, high pitched noises when he squeezes you.

    Or, wear Affliction.

  4. jodi says:
    Thu, 12th Feb 20095:42 pm 

    AND her arm won’t fall asleep when she puts it under him like that. Perfect.

  5. maddie says:
    Thu, 12th Feb 20095:55 pm 

    lol this is so weird!! how would you hide this?!?!?!

  6. sara says:
    Sat, 14th Feb 20094:02 pm 

    Yeah that’d be a total mood-killer if your guy ever found it.

    What if you used it while you had a boyfriend, like on nights you weren’t together and then he found it? Try explaining that!!! It’s so creepy!!!

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