For Those Of Us Without a Snuggle Buddy
February 12, 2009 Posted in Cool Stuff
I don’t miss the drama, or the mess a he leaves in my bathroom
I don’t miss having to choose a dude over a night with the girls, or having to spend that night on sheets that haven’t been washed in months.
What do I miss about having a boyfriend? Someone to snuggle with. And now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, I can have it without the pain of monthly bikini waxes, or having to worry about his arm falling asleep. Just spray this pillow with a little Axe and it’s the perfect bf!
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R says:
Thu, 12th Feb 20091:55 pm
yea…but a body pillow doesn't require quick hiding or strange explanations
Carla says:
Thu, 12th Feb 20092:19 pm
haha! sad or wut??
Regina says:
Thu, 12th Feb 20092:14 pm
…or, snore in your ear. Loudly.
Or, make weird, high pitched noises when he squeezes you.
Or, wear Affliction.
jodi says:
Thu, 12th Feb 20095:42 pm
AND her arm won’t fall asleep when she puts it under him like that. Perfect.
maddie says:
Thu, 12th Feb 20095:55 pm
lol this is so weird!! how would you hide this?!?!?!
sara says:
Sat, 14th Feb 20094:02 pm
Yeah that’d be a total mood-killer if your guy ever found it.
What if you used it while you had a boyfriend, like on nights you weren’t together and then he found it? Try explaining that!!! It’s so creepy!!!