Overheard: Stimulate This!

February 15, 2009     Posted in HaHa

barack-michelle3.jpg[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!

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“This isn’t science! This is just a worm with a staple in it!”

“No, no. I don’t think I’d want to sleep with any of those directors. They all look like this one guy I worked with once.”

“Rachel – when I saw you out there, I could see why Dave likes you. No, wait – you’re Allison, Rachel’s the girl I’m dating.”

“Jesus christ! I was a turtle in high school!”

“A turtle is like a c**t.”

“All-male Vagina Monologues.”

“Vagina Monologues in funny voices!”

“Munchkin Vagina Monologues!”

Girl (into her cell phone): “I know, I totally thought the cab would be free if we made out in the back.”

“I’m… I’m sorry. Everything’s gone so wrong, I never meant for this to happen – we drank all the beers.”

“… I mean, I don’t get turned on by watching animals do it!”

“Okay! Throw a penny in the sausage fountain and make a wish!”

“I wish this fountain were full of water instead of sausages.”

“I bet Obama and Michelle totally did it after the stimulus vote.”

“Yeah, he was probably all, ‘stimulate this!’”

Girl: “Hey! Have you checked your horoscope today?”

Guy: “Damnit, are you talking about sports again?”

One Comment on "Overheard: Stimulate This!"
  1. funny stories says:
    Wed, 1st Apr 20091:35 am 

    ha ha very nice story…..

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