Get Your Own Piece of Neverland Ranch!

February 16, 2009 Posted in Buzz

Remember Michael Jackson? Yeah, the guy behind Thriller, the Free Willy Song and all those weird molestation charges. What ever happened to him?

He went broke, that’s what. And now the bank will be auctioning off over 2,000 of his belongings at his famous estate, Neverland Ranch. Auction items range from his jeweled white glove to the elaborate front gates of the ranch. Since his little amusement park of a house went into foreclosure, the entire property will be auctioned as well as all of Jackson’s belongings inside the house.

This is great news for everyone who has every wanted a piece of super creepy pop culture history! Just imagine what is hidden behind those gates. (Editor’s Note: Besides all the young children.) Here’s a list of things we think will be a part of the MJ auction.

1.) An Adult Sized Rocking Horse: It’s like the little one you used to play on as a kid, only with chains and whips and handcuffs attached. You know M.J. had a things for all thing childlike…with an adult twist. But that’s not all! We are pretty sure this lovely rocking horse will come with Michael’s “toy” chest, too. What a steal!

2.) His Nose: His REAL nose. The one that wasn’t triangular…or white. This purchase will come in its very own airtight carrying case, as any exposure to the elements will cause this fragile antique to disintegrate.

3.) The Infamous Facemask: Why did he wear that thing in the first place? Rumor was he used it to protect himself from other people’s germs, but I don’t know about that. I think it had more to do with covering up his drooling mouth in the presense of little children. Or just trying to be even creepier.

4.) An Extravagant Collection of Juvenile Artwork: By this I mean both work done by and of juveniles. Red choo choo train? Check. Elaborate painting of MJ and the lost boys on a bear skin rug by the fire? Check!

5.) Bubbles the Monkey: Michael really loved Bubbles and I don’t blame him; that chimp was adorable! I’m sure Michael was heartbroken when the little guy went to monkey heaven and I’m pretty confident Bubbles is stuffed and sitting in MJ’s bed right about now, spooning him as he says goodbye to all his favorite things.

And I can have him for my very own!

We’ll start the bidding at $100.

169306 Comments2009-02-16+19%3A39%3A37Mandy+-+Hofstra on "Get Your Own Piece of Neverland Ranch!"

K says:
Mon, 16th Feb 200910:49 am

danggg, sucks to be MJ. maybe now there will be a few less abused children since he has no where to take them and no toys to entice them with.

bunny says:
Tue, 17th Feb 200911:12 am

Everyone is so judgemental of poor MJ.

But thats the reason i keep coming back to CC – they dont research what they talk about, they just talk, and its amusing to say in the least. I've seen various documentaries and sites on Michael Jackson, and it's clear most people haven't when they throw these terms at him.

I used to know a woman who has what Michael allegedly has, not the skin condition but the childlike mental state. I understand, just watching videos of him, and seeing the way he acts, that it's the same condition. I'm not saying he's guilty, or that he's not guilty, but just think before you accuse him of being a child molester, and maybe have a look into other aspects before condemning the man of a cruel vicious and disgusting act (even inmates in jail are willing to kill child molesters, it's seen as the worse, scum-sucking crime the prison system can condemn you for). Does Jackson even have the mentality to think about abusing children? I know what he did with his baby, but that ties into not being completely mentally aware of the ramifications that arise from such an act.

Shea says:
Wed, 18th Feb 20098:23 am

Ahhhh some one listens to thriller late at night and cries herself to sleep, it's okay your secret is safe with me bunny. =)

Thanks for the article CC it made me literally laught out loud!

Navjot says:
Fri, 12th Mar 20109:49 am

I will bid $500,000

Julia Jackson says:
Mon, 26th Apr 201011:20 am

You people are nasty. I know you were probably just trying to be funny but you shouldn't be making jokes about the poor guy. He is dead just cut it with the insults and let Michael rest in peace. I love you michael, forever.

thankyou.

Julia Jackson says:
Mon, 26th Apr 201011:23 am

and fyi i dont cry myself to sleep…

anymore

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