Wrap It Up for National Condom Week

February 17, 2009     Posted in Buzz

condoms.jpgThis year, to celebrate both Valentine’s Day and National Condom Week (from February 14th to the 21st), in order “to raise awareness about condom use, and to make sure people have all the facts about condoms,” Planned Parenthood Los Angeles launched a Facebook application that lets you send virtual versions of Planned Parenthood’s Proper Attire® condoms to all your friends. 

The more you send, the more colors and styles you can unlock—from basic to colored, studded, and even extra-large. (Editor’s Note: will the studded one bring me more virtual pleasure?)

Sounds like it could be a fun way to spread the message of safe sex with your friends, but does anyone else see how this could be a problem?  Most people I know, myself included, are embarrassed about the idea of buying condoms in a store, so why would I want to flaunt a virtual one on my Facebook page? (Although they’d keep your page protected from viruses, am I right?! I’ll be here all week; don’t forget to tip your wait staff!)

Like… what if you accidentally send one to your mom (who recently joined FB for some scary reason)? Or, if she looks at your page and wonders why you’ve been sent 15 virtual condoms?  Imagine trying to explain that one to her: “Well, my friends know how many condoms I go through….er….I’m always safe!”

Or, what if you send one to your professor?  Or—even worse—your professor sends one to you?  I don’t think I’d ever be able to go to class again.

And you know that  guys are going to take this whole thing way too seriously. They’ll start sending themseles the Extra Large ones to show off to the ladies, and turn sending a virtual condom into the newest form of booty call. Forget the 4am “whatcha doin?” texts – now you’ll be getting 4am “let’s protect ourselves….when we do it” Facebook presents!

I’m all for safe sex – who isn’t – but I wouldn’t hang condoms on my door, so why would I hang em on my Wall?

What do you guys think?  Great idea to promote safer sex, or just weird?

2 Comments on "Wrap It Up for National Condom Week"
  1. Steph says:
    Tue, 17th Feb 20097:43 pm 

    You are a comical genius! I think that this is a good idea in theory, but it will end the end be more about virtual-condom-giving than people actually becoming more aware of the safe idea of practicing safe sex. It's kind of a cute idea, though.

  2. Katie says:
    Mon, 23rd Feb 20096:42 am 

    Hahaha

    Oh man.

    I'm going to go with weird.

    Just. Plain. Weird.

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