Central Perk-y Boobs

February 25, 2009     Posted in HaHa

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By Mandy

Ever since I started watching “Friends,” I always wanted a cute little coffee shop I could go to with my girlfriends, have a great cup of coffee and just chat. But Maine’s latest coffee shop gives a whole new meaning to “Central Perk.”

The planning board in Vassalboro, ME recently approved a topless coffee shop. And by topless, I don’t mean you will be sipping your mocha in a roofless establishment. By topless, I mean your helpful baristas and waitresses will indeed be topless. As in, without tops.

Yes, boobs out.

I’m all for doing what you gotta do to make money, but not when it involves nipples near my non-fat, no whip cappuccino. And isn’t there a health code against that? If you have to have your hands washed and hair covered while handling food, I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t have your hoo-ha’s flopping around… and getting dangerously close to extremely hot liquids!

The shop does not allow anyone under 18 inside, and there is no touching or cameras. Also, they only accept cash (although you don’t have to stuff it in their aprons).

I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely questioning what kind of milk they are putting in the lattes.

6 Comments on "Central Perk-y Boobs"

  1. Candie says:
    Wed, 25th Feb 20093:25 pm 

    LOL at the last sentence.

  2. Amanda says:
    Wed, 25th Feb 20094:45 pm 

    If you don't like it, then don't go to the dang place! It prob wont last long anyways, so let people have fun while they can. Its not like there is going to be children inside there, and if you dont want someone naked around you, then go to starbucks or dunkin donuts. Its really not that big of a deal! It seems like the only thing people can do around here is run there mouth about something that is new or different, ignore it, it isn't ruining our country any worse then it is. And it is not hurting anyone- atleast it is getting some jobs in like central Maine needs. I'm sick of snooby people putting down different ideas, there is a lot worse things out there to complain about. How about all these state aid people who can't get off their butts and work. Why not complain about something real like that?

  3. Laur says:
    Wed, 25th Feb 20096:28 pm 

    As a barista, this is making me cringe and have the urge to cover my chest. The number one rule at the cafe is “yes, that can burn you” and to have nipples out….. ohmygod. No.

  4. brooklynbabe347 says:
    Wed, 25th Feb 20097:49 pm 

    "I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely questioning what kind of milk they are putting in the lattes."

    PFFFT

  5. Jacks says:
    Thu, 26th Feb 20096:23 pm 

    Dude. The interview must be so awkward! And what if you don't get hired after? You'd probably assume they hated your boobs. Now that is a self-esteem killer.

  6. molly johnson says:
    Fri, 27th Feb 20093:15 pm 

    Hahaha…I'm a barista, and all I could think about was getting a talking to the other day for wearing flip flops at work…"because if you were to spill scalding water on your feet, they are slow to heal"….haha imagine 212 degree boiling water straight to the nips!

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