St. Patrick’s Day Drinks (That Aren’t Green Beer)

March 11, 2009 5:00 pm     Posted in Cool Stuff  Amanda g+ page

beer-greenkorr.JPGI love St. Patrick’s Day. I love parades and shamrock stickers and Irish soda bread. I love getting very drunk and being festive on the one day of the year that anyone can be Irish. That being said I do not enjoy getting very drunk off of green beer. Something about green beer feels unnatural to me, like my insides are being coated in that slime from Nickelodeon and frankly the novelty wore off after my first pub crawl when my tongue stayed green for days.


By Amanda

But what is St. Patrick’s Day without green beverages? Will I be forced to drink average colored beer if I nix the food coloring? Or worse yet, will I get my “Irish and Proud” t-shirt revoked?

Well I’ve got news for whoever wants to go up against this Irish lush – I will not be taken down without a fight! Not while there are plenty of other delicious green concoctions floating around, anyway. So don’t panic, I have some St. Patrick’s day drinks that are just as fun and twice as effective.

The classic Appletini (which I have renamed Apple O’Tini for the sake of St. Patrick’s Day)

1.5 oz of Smirnoff Green Apple Twist Vodka

1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps

Erin Go Margarita

1.5 oz of Tequila

.5 oz of Triple sec

1 oz Lime juice

Kiss Me I’m Irish (and drunk)

1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur

1 oz Whiskey sour mix

2 oz Sprite

Shamrock Shooter (aka Kamikazee Jello Shots)

1 (6 oz) Package of lime Jello

10 oz Citrus vodka

4 oz Blue Curacao

2 oz Lime Juice

Dissolve Jello in boiling water and add alcohol

Get Lucky Punch

2 (12 oz) cans frozen limeade concentrate

2 (12 oz) cans frozen lemonade concentrate

2 (2 liter) bottles lemon-lime flavored carbonated soda

1 (750 milliliter) bottle rum

2 quarts lime sherbet

4 Comments on "St. Patrick’s Day Drinks (That Aren’t Green Beer)"

  1. Real_Irish says:
    Wed, 11th Mar 20093:33 pm 

    Are there alcopops in America? If not you can't try this but i'll share my Irish wisdom nontheless, pour one bottle of Smirnoff Ice, one bottle of orange Bacardi Breezer and one bottle of blue "WKD" (or Wicked) into a jug. It's called a "Fat Frog", it's green, it'll fill two pint glasses almost perfectly and it tastes way better than beer filled with food colouring. Oh and it'll get you pretty hammered! Happy Paddy's day!

  2. KR says:
    Thu, 12th Mar 20097:56 am 

    It's nice to see no Irish Car Bombs on the list, but what about plain Bailey's?

  3. Laur says:
    Thu, 12th Mar 20099:40 am 

    Since I go to U of Illinois, we already had our St Patrick's Day. I made Shamrock Shakes with Peppermint Schnapps.

    These looks good… wish you had posted them earlier. ):

  4. Kimberly says:
    Tue, 9th Mar 201012:34 pm 

    I can't wait to try the get lucky punch…sounds amazing

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