Sexy Time: Sex for Your Health?

March 12, 2009     Posted in Relationships, Sex

sexy.jpgWe all love to sex because, frankly, it’s fun and it feels good. But what if there was another benefit of gettin’ down? What if I told you that engaging in various sexual activities is actually good for you? As in it makes you healthier. Might just make you feel a little better about snuggling in bed instead of hitting the gym the morning after…

It reduces stress – According to an article on msnbc.com, having sex releases endorphins and oxytocin, increasing relaxation, easing anger, and thus improving your relationship. Sex may also cause you to heal faster, get sick less frequently, and even live longer. However, the beneficial effects start to fade when there are problems in the bedroom. According to the article, the situation is a “catch-69, the cruel irony that a proven cure for stress — a hot sex life — is exactly what stress destroys.” That’s definitely enough reason for me to get goin’.

Sex burns calories – Okay, so you can’t exactly skip the gym (every day, at least) to have sex. However, according to webmd.com, a half hour of sex burns about 80 calories or so, depending on your weight. Foreplay can also torch calories – 50 per half hour for a 150 lb. person. Go to this site and enter your own weight and time and see how much you’re burning off during your hook up sesh.

Certain, ahem, fluids reduce tooth decay – Semen contains zinc, calcium, and various other minerals. Zinc, calcium, and “various other minerals” are known to prevent tooth decay. You do the math.

P.S. My source even continues to say: “Sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one’s teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene.” Double whammy if you brush those babies after receiving that healthy dose of zinc and calcium…

It makes you prettier – According to some, at least. A study at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital in Scotland found that the more sex you have, the younger you look. Now, that’s not too important to us youthful and vibrant college students, but how about healthy skin and hair? Apparently, sex causes a surge in estrogen, making hair shinier and skin smoother. Hey, you don’t have to tell me twice.

Go down and watch your breast cancer risk…go down – Now this one is my absolute favorite. According to a study published on CNN.com, women who perform fellatio on a regular basis have a lower chance of getting breast cancer. Now ladies, here’s the catch – you have to actually swallow the semen to reap the benefits. I’m not sure if this is fact or just a ploy by the men of the world to get us to swallow, but I do know that:

1) Dr. Helena Shifteer “…tries to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.” Thanks for the overshare, Doc.

2) Dr. Len Lictepeen hopes that the research “will hopefully change women’s practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases” and should probably call Helena.

3) “Fellate” may be the best verb/vocabulary word I’ve heard since I learned the word “palindrome” in fifth grade.

Do you get your doctor-recommended daily dose of the dirty deed? Or are you still looking for that perfect “prescription”? Let me know what’s on your mind.

[Photo courtesy of the Sugar girls.]

6 Comments on "Sexy Time: Sex for Your Health?"
  1. brooklynbabe347 says:
    Thu, 12th Mar 20096:18 am 

    ROFLMAO. "Fellate." This is one awesome article. "What keeps you so young-lookin', doll?"

    "Lots of hot, passionate sex with my man."

    "O-oh…"

  2. KR says:
    Fri, 13th Mar 20097:28 pm 

    Don’t brush or floss your teeth within an hour of sex, or even kissing! It makes it easier to transmit diseases.

  3. Becca-Clarion says:
    Sat, 14th Mar 20091:42 pm 

    I am a migraine sufferer, and oftentimes I find that when I have a migraine, having sex is one of the most helpful ways to relax, especially if I wasn't able to take my medication on time.

  4. Lucy says:
    Sun, 15th Mar 20097:49 am 

    Good article, but I've heard all of it a million times. Nothing new.

    The one I'm super skeptical of is the decreasing of breast cancer. I've heard of enough of all the shit that increases or decreases your chances of cancer. Sick of the cancer talk!

  5. Chris says:
    Wed, 25th Mar 200910:37 am 

    I feel like I'm betraying mankind by posting this, but…

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_can

    Maybe its just because she was only performing fellatio every other day instead of daily. Someone needs to initiate a new study.

  6. Mohammed says:
    Wed, 14th Mar 20129:47 pm 

    he would not ever go down on me and he doesnt like ksising. i feel like our marriage is just not worth it. i want to feel loved and cared for. he doesnt understand that these issues cause me to be depressed and angry. yes i spoke to him, i wrote him letter, gave him cards, put on langerie all that stuff. he even laughed at me once whivh made me feel soo fucked up. wat would u do in this situration considering the fact i have children.if i so divorce him, i would be alone or secretly dating so my kids wont know until they get old enough. im not thinking of gettin a new man i just think i rather be alone then the agrauvation. i dont want my kids to see me with any one and i just cant even think of dating someone else because i still do love my husband and i want to get over my emotions first before bringing a man into my life

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