Comments on: The Mortifying Makeout

By: janie

janie — Sat, 09 May 2009 11:58:30 +0000

after gettin wasted me n his frends went 2 the park n climbed in a tree n we started making out n his frends took pix n pit them on his myspace

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why god hates me » The Weekly Wrap Up: What a Freaking Week! — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:22:15 +0000

[...] We were so busy we barely had time to breathe, let alone sit at home and waste time online. It’s a good thing we have a giant purse; no need to stop at home when we can load everything from our books to our lip gloss in there. Although it might have been a good idea to leave the phone at home when we were out drinkin’ it up in honor of St. Pat. Drunk texts? Almost as awkward as waking up next to the weirdest guy ever. [...]

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The Weekly Wrap Up: What a Freaking Week! : College Candy — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:02:28 +0000

By: J

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:59:39 +0000

This spring break, while in Rome on St. Patty's Day, I was drunk eating some banging pizza while skipping across a bridge and singing (don't judge). Enough "Ciao Bella!"'s were thrown my way that I decided to grab one's face and make out with him. With my mouth full of pizza. While my friend and all her study abroad friends watched, literally screaming.

By: Trip

Trip — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:43:03 +0000

Well, there was the time I got drunk for the second time in my life and made out with a random guy on the street corner in front of the bar. Then I proceeded to make out with another guy. On the same street corner. Within 15 minutes of kissing the first guy. The next day, my friends (who were supposed to be keeping me in line all night) showed me the videos they took of the entire episode on their camera phones.

By: Olivia

Olivia — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:56:46 +0000

This isn't that fantastic of a story, but the first time I made out w/ my now ex bf. He went in for a kiss while I was in the middle of laughing hysterically at something my best friend said.

It was very awkward to be laughing and then to suddenly have him hardcore kissing me.

I don't know if he thought I would stop laughing to make out w/ him or what, but once I get laughing there's very little that can stop me, including kissing. So I proceeded to push him off me, still laughing hysterically. He got a bit pissed at me for that, but once I was done laughing I kissed him again so that made up for it.

Seriously though, he shouldn't have tried to kiss me mid-laugh. That was never going to go well.

By: Bella

Bella — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:33:31 +0000

Once I was at a party where i knew no one and i got super drunk. I proceeded to make out with this random kid for a hour. he was blonde and thought he was hot until he facebooked me the next day ewww….but anyways that night, his best friend was not having it and proceeded to pull him away and then tried to kiss me. Being drunk, i was mad at the fact some boy stopped my groove and so I punched his best friend in the face as hard as i could. I guess i have pretty good upper cut when I'm intoxicated. haha…

By: Maria

Maria — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:10:12 +0000

I went camping with a few friends over the summer. After a couple drinks too many, I ended up in the tent making out with a friend of a friend. He said "hold on a second" and stripped down to his underwear. He then proceeded to lean outside of the tent, throw up, and then pass out face down in his own vomit.

By: S

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:20:46 +0000

I was at a red-green-yellow party;wear green if your single, red if your taken and yellow if your not sure. Oh, not to mention this was on Valentine's day. Anyways, the night is almost over and I'm beyond trashed. This random guy walks up to me and simply says "make out with me", he's wearing green so I figure I might as well get some kind of action tonight. After he's done eating my face, he grabs my hand and tells me to go upstairs with him, I laugh in his face and walk away.

I learn the next day some girl had made out with him earlier in the night and puked in his mouth. Puked-in-his-mouth. I'm gagging right now thinking about it…

By: C

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:06:13 +0000

I ditched my friends at one club and cabbed it across town to meet up with some others at a different club in the hopes of hooking up with this guy. We meet up, start making out on the dance floor, but being wasted, I eventually have to go to the bathroom. I am gone TWO MINUTES MAX come back, find him making out with another girl. In my drunken state, this didn't even annoy me, I was just pissed that now I didn't have anyone to make out with. Classy.