G.W.W.E.: T.I. “Lockdown Lover”

March 27, 2009 4:00 pm     Posted in Entertainment  Sara C - Fordham g+ page

tiWe’re back with another installment of G.W.W.E. (Guys We Wanna Eff)! If bad boys drive you crazy, well you’re in luck because this week we are partners-in-crime with T.I.!


By Sara C

T.I. may not be the top candidate for Role Model of the Year, but sometimes with guys, you just don’t care. The sizzling Atlanta rapper has been heating up the Bilboard charts since 2004 with hits like “Bring ‘Em Out“  and “Live Your Life.”  He’s collaborated with industry big shots Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, and Pharrell Williams, who called him the “Jay-Z of the South.”

Musical success aside, T.I. (born Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.) boasts what is arguably one of the hottest bods in the rap world.  From his impeccable pecs to his absolutely awesome abs, T.I. is cut like a diamond. To top it off, his steely-eyed sneer could coax even the most prudish of women into his bed for a thorough eff.  And you know you can call the shots, because he has promised you “Whatever  You Like.”

Today, however, T.I. departs the public as he begins a one-year prison sentence for pleading guilty to a charge of posessing an unregistered weapon.  But he’s already spent a lot of time accounting for his crime on the MTV hit “Road to Redemption,” in which he speaks with troubled teens to keep them from arriving at the same fate as himself.  In my book, demonstrating remorse for one’s mistakes and helping others always score big points on my effability scale.

Besides, his encarceration definitely adds to the forbidden fruit, bad-boy allure he strutts so well.  So, T.I., as you begin your sentence today, have faith that we’ll be thinking of you.  If you ever need a conjugal visit, you know who to call!

15 Comments on "G.W.W.E.: T.I. “Lockdown Lover”"

  1. Kelly says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 200911:29 am 

    I would let TI do whatever he likes. Whatever. He. Likes.

  2. Jasmine says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 200912:14 pm 

    i could give him whatever he likes all night long.. i love that man

  3. Lisa says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 200912:51 pm 

    Ladies, I would recommend using protection as T.I. has herpes.

  4. Mazuba says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 20091:38 pm 

    Love T.I!Im so glad a person of color is on this section.

  5. Elizabeth (T.I.&#039 says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 20092:52 pm 

    Took you guys long enough. Jesus. Also, The King does not have herpes idiot. That's a scar. Wtf. Check out a youtube video of him performing live at a concert. He's so cute. He has so much energy, excitement, and intensity. It's amazing.

  6. Lisa says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 20094:11 pm 

    Thank you elizaBITCH (T.I.'s #1 groupie). Starting with the name calling only makes you look like the idiot. And what scar are you referring to? You must mean the bumps around his mouth that are obvious herpes breakouts. I'm just stating a fact (I have friends in the medical field). Don't get mad, T.I. doesn't even know you exist. xo.

  7. Casey says:
    Fri, 27th Mar 20095:56 pm 

    Haha! Lisa, that cracked me up. I think that's the hardest I've laughed all week. :)

  8. snarktastic says:
    Sat, 28th Mar 20097:02 am 

    yes, because nothing is more attractive than a convicted felon in possession of machine guns.

  9. Elizabeth (T.I.&#039 says:
    Sat, 28th Mar 20096:25 pm 

    Wow. Having friends in the medical field doesn't make you a doctor sweetie. It's obviously not herpes or it wouldn't always be there. Herpes breakouts go away and come back. (and no, i don't have herpes it's just common knowledge) Also, I have met the king on several occasions.

  10. Lisa says:
    Sun, 29th Mar 20095:31 am 

    Of course if doesn't make me a doctor, silly. I was just implying that a friend of mine has treated him for herpes but you obviously didn't pick up on that.

    Anyway, Happy Sunday!

  11. Elizabeth (T.I.&#039 says:
    Sun, 29th Mar 20098:12 am 

    lmfao alright

    and thanks, you too

  12. lizzy says:
    Thu, 19th Nov 20095:13 am 

    porchmonkey

  13. karim says:
    Tue, 26th Jan 20102:06 am 

    send my tu nuerode telephone

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