Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.
Speaking of barf, maybe we shouldn’t have taken part in Tequila Tuesdays last night? There is never an excuse for waking up fully clothed clutching a 2 liter bottle of Hawaiian Punch and pair of Converse sneakers (WTF?), but especially not on a Wednesday morning.
Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?
So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!
Would you rather remove a thirty-foot tapeworm from a rhinoceros OR be ejaculated on by Snuffalupagus?
No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.
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