I Bet You Thought Your Mom Was Bad…

April 17, 2009 12:00 pm     Posted in Buzz  Amanda g+ page

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By Amanda

We love our mothers unconditionally. No matter how angry we get at them or how embarrassed our mothers make us, we continue to be on their side. They can yell at us, criticize us or even spend over $15,000 on plastic surgery in attempt to look like our identical twin and we will still love ‘em anyway. Wait, that last one has never happened to you?

Okay, maybe your mother hasn’t gone to the extreme like Jane Cunliffe’s mom, Janet, who believes that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Sure, your mother hasn’t spent thousands of dollars to change her nose, lips, breasts, hair and clothes, only to be mistaken as your younger sister. That was a bad example, but I’m sure she’s done something embarrassing that you’ve forgiven her for.

Nothing comes to mind? Well, I have ten “I-could-kill-you-I’m-so-embarrassed” moments below. Let me refresh your memory for you. If I forgot anything, please leave it in the comments, I like to know I’m not alone.

Moms are embarrassing when they…

1. Drive you to school in their pajamas.

2. Dress like you.  Juicy sweatsuits and belly shirts aren’t PTA appropriate!

3. Pull a Dina Lohan and gets all stage-mom on you.

4. Flirt with your friend’s fathers. Or your friends…

5. Lecture or yell at your friends.

6. Still lick their thumbs to wipe something off your face. For the last time, its a freckle and I’m 22 years old!

7. Try to set you up with anything with a penis.

8. Make awkward sexual jokes.

9. Wear Mom jeans. Enough said.

10. Use words like “underpants” in public.

10 Comments on "I Bet You Thought Your Mom Was Bad…"

  1. Meg says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 20098:48 am 

    11. My mom "whispers" about people and things in public…she obviously does not know that whispering does not involve projecting your voice…

  2. Jess says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 200911:27 am 

    ahahaha I love that face.

    my mom's not really embarrassing. only when she's with my aunt.

  3. Erin says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 20091:23 pm 

    Hahah My mom whispers about people in public but just as obvious she leans toward the opposite side of the table and puts her head like an inch from the top of the table. So obvious and embarrassing, you may hear what she's saying but it makes her look like a freak.

  4. Laura says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 20093:52 pm 

    Wow my mom has never done any of those things. Thanks Mom!

  5. emily says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 20098:08 pm 

    my mom wears a fanny pack. enough said. haha

  6. Casey says:
    Sat, 18th Apr 20096:09 am 

    Ha ha! emily, my mom does too! Other than that though she's not really embarrassing. Just when my boyfriends mom makes rude comments EVERY. TIME. I. EAT. like "watch out or you'll look like your mom" She also tells other people behind my back that I'm going to end up looking like my mom so she doesn't want her son to marry a future fat girl. (don't you just love mother in laws!) Now when SHES my "mother" I will be embarrassed. Having an overweight, loving, caring AMAZING mother doesn't embarrass me, having a (not so skinny) bitch for a mother does.

  7. m says:
    Sun, 19th Apr 20099:15 am 

    my mom asks if i "went poopsies" all the time because i hardly ever go. poopsies! seriously?

    and she tells all my friends that they should make me go to the rec. because i'm fat. ohhh mom!

  8. Danyell says:
    Sun, 19th Apr 200910:58 am 

    my mom talks in a baby voice to my stepdad ALL the time.

    I get that its cute sometimes, but all the fucking time? ergh.

    she also texts me from the living room, and we live in a tiny ass house. shes soooo fuckin lazy.

  9. Rebekah says:
    Sun, 19th Apr 20095:00 pm 

    my mom calls me when i'm in the house! and when i'm out wiht my friends she calls them to ask y i'm not picking up my cell!

  10. sauer kraut says:
    Wed, 22nd Apr 20096:28 pm 

    What do you suppose Bristol Palin really thinks about her mother?

    Or Levi Johnston about his mother?

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