G.W.W.E.: Yigal “Arouse Me!” Azrouël

April 24, 2009     Posted in Entertainment

yigalWe’re back with another edition of G.W.W.E. (Guys We Wanna Eff)!

Ladies, what do we love most?  Hot men? Looking fabulous? Exotic locales? Yes? What if I told you that you could have all of the above, in one tidy, effable package?

Meet Yigal Azrouël: sublime fashion designer and personality. The Israeli import has been showing his fresh, modern collections on runways since 1998, and is known among fashionistas for his expert draping techniques. His work is well-loved by Natalie Portman, Salma Hayek, and Sarah Jessica Parker. (Hey, if your work gets the thumbs-up from SJP, you’re made like lemonade!)

I know what you’re thinking: he’s a designer, he can’t possibly be “batting for my team,” right? Wrong. Yigal is straight… and maybe single. There have been rumors of him sweeping Katie Lee Joel (wife of Billy) off her feet , though I wouldn’t blame Katie Lee for fleeing the coup. Take a look at Yigal’s rugged mug, and Billy Joel–well, let’s just say he’s seen better days.

To have Yigal around would be nothing short of titilating. Imagine a life filled with frequent travel (New York, Paris, Milan–you know, the usual), a self-made man and a smokin’-hot wardrobe designed expressly for you. Excuse me, I think I’ve just described heaven. Yigal, I heard effing was so in for summer. Let’s pioneer that trend, okay?

3 Comments on "G.W.W.E.: Yigal “Arouse Me!” Azrouël"
  1. Julia says:
    Fri, 24th Apr 20095:58 pm 

    Silly girl – It's not fleeing the 'coup' – it's fleeing the 'coop' – as in The Hen-House. And Katie Lee has done neither. She's quite happy with her Piano Man – as she should be.

    Yigal may be a cutie, but he's just not the man Billy Joel is. Knowing how to dress a woman is one thing – knowing how to undress her is another thing entirely.

    I happen to know that Billy not only has a grand piano, he also has a magnificent organ. I've experienced an intimate personal performance, and he displayed both incredible talent and brilliant technique. Sigh………

    You obviously don't know much about being a woman. Grow up.

  2. Briana says:
    Sat, 25th Apr 20094:15 am 

    WTF? @ the above comment. Thanks for the first laugh of the morning.

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