Obama’s not down with the tea parties.

Jessica Alba’s butt is a gift.

OMG. This is someone’s MOTHER?!

Octo-mom’s a liar. And a reality TV whore.

Wanna be on Project Runway?!

Stop with the credit card debt, people.

[I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the epitome of prim and proper- heck, who really is nowadays? But looking around at the misguided youths of today *ahem drinking buddies*, I’m starting to think that Miss Manners might have been onto something.

While you may never need to know how to greet a duke or how to tell which fork is REALLY the oyster fork, knowing how to deal with people whom owe you money, how much to tip, and how to address the ever annoying licorice-in-teeth conundrum without being rude might actually come in handy in the real world. I'm not trying to be your mother - oh goodness, no - I'm just here to help you out of those little etiquette dilemmas. So here goes: a quick lesson in etiquette. The sh*t you might actually need to know.]

This past weekend, my bf invited me to have Easter dinner with his family. After already weaseling my way out of both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner, I knew I was going to have to come up with a GOOD excuse this time. Unfortunately, he caught me off guard and I think I stammered something along the lines of “Er… can’t…. brother… stay home… babysit… sorry!” into the phone. His response? “Great! Bring him with you.” Crap. So in honor of my 2 hours of awkwardness (kidding!!! uh..sorta), here is how to manage: Read More »

I have spent 8 years (not continuously) with my mouth between a dude’s legs, and while I finally know that I’m good at it (one fine young man – whose name I do not know – exclaimed, “Wow! That was good!”), I still don’t love all the work is involved. It kills my jaw, my neck, and I’d rather let the guy handle things on his own than risk lock jaw on a sweaty appendage.

And do I get paid back? Not often. Lots of guys I know and have “interacted” with really aren’t into making the trip downtown on a lady. “It’s so hard!” they say. “You don’t know what we’re dealing with down there!”

Um, excuse me? They think they have it hard (pun totes not intended)?

I decided to take this issue on myself with my favorite IMing male to see if we could work through our problems and come to some sort of truce for men and women everywhere. Will this entice more men to venture South? We can only hope. Read More »

We at CollegeCandy.com are firm believers that every woman needs a vibrator.
Here’s why:

1. You learn your body, what you like and what you don’t like.
2. Masturbation is good for your health.
3. Everyone needs a little stress release at the end of (or during) a long day.
4. A vibrator won’t get you preggers when you feel the sudden need for a Big O.
5. They feel good. Really good.

Convinced? Great, because Babeland is giving everyone a chance to nab a vibrator tax-free today! We get taxed for everything from our books to our clothes, and those sex fiends over at Babeland don’t think we should get taxed on our orgasms.

Hop on over to their website and choose your new BFF from their giant supply. Is the pure wand the toy for you? Or are you more of a Gigi kinda gal?

Maybe you’re both!
Stock up now before the day is over and your self-induced orgasms are taxed once more. We know we will definitely be adding this to our  Tax Refund Shopping List…

[I used to show you how to pull off runway trends in the series "Rock the Look." In this new series, I'll be taking a different item you probably already have in your closet each week and showing you three new ways to wear it. After all, the best shopping tip anyone will give you is to only buy pieces that work with something you already own.]

A t-shirt is probably something you wear to the gym, or to class with a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie. However, that plain, boring black tee has a lot of fashion potential.

Here, I used this black t-shirt from American Eagle Outfitters to create three cute outfits that anyone could pull off. Here are three new ways to rock a plain t-shirt: Read More »

As a college student, to say my life is hectic would be a gross underestimation. Between classes, homework, an internship, clubs, my social life, and all of those pesky responsibilities (groceries, laundry, cleaning…ugh), I’m always pressed for time, and facing pressures to do even more. I feel like if I don’t at least get straight As, get to the gym 4 times a week, or save enough money for that essential handbag, then I have failed in some way—but don’t we all?

Enter Liz Funk, who knows the ins and outs of being a “Supergirl,” as she calls it: a girl who believes she must achieve perfection in every area of her life. Simultaneously a student, author, blogger and freelance writer, Liz is both living the dream and fulfilling her prophecy that young women today face enormous pressures to be successful. At just nineteen years old, she published her first book while balancing life at Pace University’s Honors College.

In the book, Supergirls Speak Out: Inside the Secret Crisis of Overachieving Girls (now available in stores and on Amazon.com) Liz investigates how societal forces impose dangerous pressures on young women to succeed—pressures which can often lead to depression, eating disorders, or other devastating emotional traumas. It is a godsend to any young woman who ever cried upon receiving that “little” envelope from Harvard or clocked hours on the elliptical just to maintain her size 6 frame.

I got the chance to speak with Liz about her book, her passions, and life as a Supergirl. I not only admire her success, but respect her for articulating a problem that affects too many young women. We are proud to feature her in our College Candy series, “The 5 Questions We Ask Everyone,” and wish her luck as she continues her nationwide book tour. Read More »

Being a poor college student sucks…except when other people notice and begin to cater directly to us and our needs. Like the student rate at the movie theater, or Apple’s sweet discount for college students.

Now take the excitement you feel when you get your movie ticket for $10 instead of $12 (wooohoooo!) and multiply that by the thousands of discounts you can get by joining my new favorite discount site just for students, StudentRate.com.

Did you pee your pants yet? (I’m sure they can get you a deal on some new ones!)

This fab new site allows college students to take full advantage of their school ID – all from the coziness of their own dorm rooms.  Even better? The user-friendly layout lets us search deals by category, location, “What’s Hot,” and by browsing keywords to see what pops up.  Of course, the site is free to join (what’s the point in saving money if you have to pay to do so?), so there’s really no reason NOT to take advantage.

Here are some of the best money-savers that I came across in my latest visit to the site: Read More »

Ok, so April 15th (Tax Day) isn’t everyone’s favorite day, but it is for those of us with a refund coming. Hollaaaa.

Personally, I have some big money coming my way. At first I was just planning on making it rain, but then I realized that spring is coming and there are lots of magnificent things out there that I can spend this new dinero on. Below are just a few of the things I’m drooling over right now.

Shop on, Tax Refundees. And if you’ve got your eye on a must-have Tax Refund splurge, share it in the comments. We’ve got money to burn, baby!

A little friendly competition never hurt anyone…And when it comes to shaping up, sometimes it helps to have the motivation of others spurring you on. For me, the most dedicated I have ever been to regular gym-going and eating right was when I either had a goal in mind (running a half-marathon last summer) or when I had others keeping me accountable (during my office’s version of The Biggest Loser).

Well, there’s a website I recently discovered that enables you to form a little fit challenge with your friends: fatbet.net. The premise behind it is that “the declaration of goals, combined with regular tracking and the fear of losing a group ‘Fatbet’” works better than going at it alone. And I have to say, it’s a pretty great idea, not to mention totally free and easy to do.

To start, you can sign up for a free account. After that, set your weight-loss goal, enter dates, and create a Fatbet wager. Then, send people you know a Fatbet challenge (word to the wise: you may want to make sure that they want to lose weight before you send them the invite…). Each day, you can track your personal and Fatbet group progress. When the Fatbet ends, all who reach their weight-loss goals win. Those who don’t pay the Fatbet wager (like streak across campus!). Read More »

As you know, we teamed up with MixMyGranola.com last week to give one lucky CollegeCandy reader $25 worth of her very own special blend of granola. There were lots of great entries (and tons of great “recipes”), but we could only choose one winner.

So we went with the mix that made our stomach rumble and our mouth water most. Please note: we tend to be quite hungry…all the time… so this was probably not the best meter, as everything makes our stomachs rumble.

Anyways, the winner is:
Lauren!
(No, not the CollegeCandy writer – that would not be fair!)

We loved her post-bar granola idea: french vanilla granola, peanut m&m’s, gummy bears, yogurt pretzels.

Not only does it sound super tasty, but it’s a much healthier alternative to our typical late night meal of pizza with a side of pizza bread sticks. At least it sounds like it might be…

But don’t worry to the rest of you granola lovers. The guys at MixMyGranola totally heart us and have agreed to give all CC readers $3 off their next granola order! Just enter the code “CANDY” at checkout and you can take home your personal granola blend for less.

So congrats, Lauren!
Now it’s time for breakfast; all this granola talk is making me hungry. I wonder if these guys guarantee delivery in 30 minutes or less…