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Archive for April, 2009

Gossip Girl: I Wish My Seder Was This Exciting
After a two-week hiatus (WTF, CW?) Gossip Girl returned last night. I don’t know if I can handle any more breaks, but OMG, was it worth the wait! As the weather changes outside, so are our friends from the Upper East Side.
The Hills: Is That Bar Really Called “Big Wangs”?
Tonight was a pretty stellar night. First, I worked out next to a total hottie on the elliptical (but didn’t muster up the courage in my sweaty ‘beater to say anything), then I came home and watched an AMAZING episode of Gossip Girl while eating an ice cream sandwich, and then Spencer and Heidi went to therapy.

Candy Dish: Spencer Challenges Ashton Kutcher
• Spencer Pratt tries to out Tweet Ashton Kutcher.
• Turn your bed into a bong!
• So, who’s at Coachella?
• How to bribe a bouncer.
• Degree does perfume.
• Is that…Lady Gaga?
Squirrel Orgy
When we first saw this picture we thought we were experiencing some sort of 4/20 hallucination. Then we realized that we haven’t hit the bong (yet). We’ve been trying to come up with something witty to say, but we got nothing. These squirrels are getting more ass than us…and that’s just depressing.
Yahoo Question of the Week: Camel Toes
What would we do without the internet? Seriously, we use it to shop, to study, to communicate, to be entertained…and to get answers to the questions we’re not quite sure how to ask. Questions like this one…
How NOT: Facebook Etiquette
I don’t know about you, but Facebook has gradually begun to take over my life over the past few years. It’s getting to the point where I think in third person, a la the Facebook status: “Kathryn is really stressed about her class schedule this spring.” “Kathryn is annoyed with bad drivers who slow her down.” “Kathryn really needs to get laid.” See? Now that last one would be inappropriate.
Is There Egg in That Blunt?
So in honor of 4/20 I’ve decided to share with you all a lesson that I learned about the pot: Two years ago I was an occasional smoker, with friends who were quite the opposite. One day we went out to a field to smoke. Why did we choose a wide open field? I’m not sure, but I think it might have had something to do with the fun that comes from rolling in the grass while high.

Wardrobe Wish List: Abstract Banded Back Top
Spring, especially in late April and early May, is one of those tricky seasons where you don’t quite know what to wear besides your winter wardrobe minus your coat and plus flip flops. This is just the time when you need some cute new additions to brighten up your wardrobe, which is exactly what the Abstract Banded Back Top from Forever 21 will do!
I’m Torn: Smart Phones
The world is a changin’ my friends, and I so don’t want to be left behind. That’s kind of how I feel with the whole blackberry/iPhone phenomenon. Here I am with my little, dinky LG chocolate. I used to think my phone was so cool- – I mean, it’s frickin red and can play music — but now I’m not so sure.
Get Stoned And Do Fun Things!
Well my favorite holiday is here. Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas cookies; I love pumpkin pie; and I also love dressing up like a slutty Dorothy, cat, nurse, (insert random noun here); but there is nothing I love more than the 20th of April.
Body Blog: Survive The Stress of College Life with Exercise
What a coincidence it is that April is both Stress Awareness Month and when we all take finals. Cruel trick, world. A cruel trick, indeed. Instead of grabbing a cigarette or another cup of coffee, use exercise this year as a way to alleviate the overwhelming feelings that come with cramming a semester’s worth of information into a few study sessions.
Candy Dish: I’m Never Flying Again
• Plane hijacked in Jamaica. Hijacker caught.
• Dad tries to sell Slumdog star.
• Paps push Madonna off her (high) horse.
• 3 must-haves for spring.
• Amy Winehouse wants (crack) babies.
Tough Love: That Bitch is Crazy
Last night’s Tough Love episode made me realize a few things. First, I need to move to L.A. to marry Steve Ward. Second, OMFG, I love Steve Ward. And third, judging a guy based on his footwear is not cute. It’s crazy.
Overheard: Everybody’s F**king Angry!
(Girl, screaming at someone on the phone.)
Girl: … Everything about you! Everything! You’ve got a receding hairline! You’ve got a… a concave jaw! I can’t stand it!
Celebrate Earth Day with an Eco-Friendly Party
It seems pretty counter-intuitive to throw a party in honor of Earth Day (we’ve all seen college lawns the morning after a party), but what better way to bring people’s attention to this important day and issue than by throwing a soiree? You can teach people a few things while having a good time!
6 Tips for Picking Up Dudes
I picked my last boyfriend up at the grocery store. Bing, bang, boom—some eggs, some bread, and a new dude. Sure, there was some out-of-store courting involved, but who would have thought you could actually meet nice guys at the grocery store? Or that guys even went to the grocery store? Not me…