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Archive for April, 2009

Tuffy Luv Luvs Eggs
Dear Tuffy Luv, I’m broke. But I’m still in college so I can’t work full-time. So I had this great idea. I’m going to donate an egg. Do you know anything about this? All I know is it’s going to make me money.
Thank you, Tuffy!
Perez Hilton Is a Hypocrite
In case you missed it, there’s a whole bunch of controversy surrounding Miss USA first runner-up, Miss California, Carrie Prejean. During the interview portion of Sunday night’s competition, she was asked by gossip columnist Perez Hilton, one of the judges, her thoughts on gay marriage. To this, she answered honestly (although rather awkwardly and maybe not politically correctly)…

We’ve All Been There: Procrastinating
Your 10 page paper on the complete works of Shakespeare is due in less than a week. You vowed to spend all of Sunday at the library working on it, but an impromptu beer pong tournament broke out at your house on Saturday night and you were so busy eating Oreo Cakesters and chugging Vitaminwater that the entire day passed you by.
Send Us Your Prom Pics
It’s prom season! No, I don’t know this because I plan on cougaring it up and heading off to de-flower some high school senior on prom night. I know this because I was visually assaulted by hundreds of horrible sparkly dresses when I attempted to cure my weekend hangover at Nordstrom. And let me tell you – they did not help me with my task of “keeping vomit down.”
Candy Dish: Jessica Biel Works the Pole
• So this is why Justin loves her.
• The Craigslist killer: A BU student!
• LC will be on Family Guy!?
• Go Green…in the bedroom.
• What is your Beer Google prescription?
• Ew, Amy Winehouse. Ew.
Gossip Girl: I Wish My Seder Was This Exciting
After a two-week hiatus (WTF, CW?) Gossip Girl returned last night. I don’t know if I can handle any more breaks, but OMG, was it worth the wait! As the weather changes outside, so are our friends from the Upper East Side.
The Hills: Is That Bar Really Called “Big Wangs”?
Tonight was a pretty stellar night. First, I worked out next to a total hottie on the elliptical (but didn’t muster up the courage in my sweaty ‘beater to say anything), then I came home and watched an AMAZING episode of Gossip Girl while eating an ice cream sandwich, and then Spencer and Heidi went to therapy.

Candy Dish: Spencer Challenges Ashton Kutcher
• Spencer Pratt tries to out Tweet Ashton Kutcher.
• Turn your bed into a bong!
• So, who’s at Coachella?
• How to bribe a bouncer.
• Degree does perfume.
• Is that…Lady Gaga?
Squirrel Orgy
When we first saw this picture we thought we were experiencing some sort of 4/20 hallucination. Then we realized that we haven’t hit the bong (yet). We’ve been trying to come up with something witty to say, but we got nothing. These squirrels are getting more ass than us…and that’s just depressing.
Yahoo Question of the Week: Camel Toes
What would we do without the internet? Seriously, we use it to shop, to study, to communicate, to be entertained…and to get answers to the questions we’re not quite sure how to ask. Questions like this one…
How NOT: Facebook Etiquette
I don’t know about you, but Facebook has gradually begun to take over my life over the past few years. It’s getting to the point where I think in third person, a la the Facebook status: “Kathryn is really stressed about her class schedule this spring.” “Kathryn is annoyed with bad drivers who slow her down.” “Kathryn really needs to get laid.” See? Now that last one would be inappropriate.
Is There Egg in That Blunt?
So in honor of 4/20 I’ve decided to share with you all a lesson that I learned about the pot: Two years ago I was an occasional smoker, with friends who were quite the opposite. One day we went out to a field to smoke. Why did we choose a wide open field? I’m not sure, but I think it might have had something to do with the fun that comes from rolling in the grass while high.
Wardrobe Wish List: Abstract Banded Back Top
Spring, especially in late April and early May, is one of those tricky seasons where you don’t quite know what to wear besides your winter wardrobe minus your coat and plus flip flops. This is just the time when you need some cute new additions to brighten up your wardrobe, which is exactly what the Abstract Banded Back Top from Forever 21 will do!