Swine Flu Fashion
May 1, 2009 Posted in HaHa
The hottest thing in fashion right now: the Swine Flu mask.
But while that thing probably prevents you from catching those nasty pork germs flying through the air, I refuse to wear one. Not only do you have to spend the day breathing in your own nasty coffee breath (what, just me?), but those things are U-G-L-Y (they ain’t got no alibi…).
They also happen to ruin my perfectly (and painstakingly) straightened hair and don’t really go with the look I’m trying to pull off. Because my “look” isn’t “nurse.”
But, being that college campuses are being infiltrated by this not-so-deadly disease, I listened to my mom and jumped on the mask bandwagon. (The woman sent me a box of these things with a note that said, “Think of this as a condom for your face and don’t leave home without it! Even to the bar!”) I am not sure how I am expected to knock back a few cold ones with this thing on, but I do know that the mask is a blank canvas and is just asking to be glammed up for every occasion.
So, I bring you: Swine Flu Fashion. Who says you can’t be safe and still look totally ferosh?
A true diva never leaves the house without her lipstick, regardless of a Swine Flu outbreak. I shouldn’t have to sacrifice beauty just because I’m afraid of a few germs. Just throw this on and head out on the town. Even Revlon’s Outlast Lip Color doesn’t last longer than this.
What can I say? I like my designers. And since this mask it the most obvious accessory I’ll be wearing for the next few weeks, it better look good.
Spring is here and florals are everywhere. Pair this with a high waisted skirt, some gladiator sandals and you will be ready to hit the town in style.
So versatile. So chic. And you know black goes with everything.
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Amanda-Wagner says:
Fri, 1st May 200910:16 am
Are you taking orders? If so, I'll take a lipstick medical mask. A lady never leaves the house without her lipstick… even during a swine flu outbreak
Allie says:
Fri, 1st May 200910:19 am
Just an FYI, Those don't prevent the flu. The virus travels through it anyway. You'd need something closer to a gas mask.
(My Mom's a DR)
Positively Present says:
Fri, 1st May 200910:42 am
Hilarious. I love it. I mean the black one is so OBVIOUSLY the best one. I need it immediately. Hahaha.
http://positivelypresent.typepad.com
Steph says:
Fri, 1st May 20092:53 pm
You are such a great writer!! Your posts are hilarious and I love that you watch the same trashy TV as me!
John Lennon says:
Sat, 2nd May 20091:47 am
Sorry, I think this is tasteless
Lily says:
Sat, 2nd May 20099:08 am
HAHA! Thank you so much for your sarcasm, I LOOOOVEEE it!
Laura says:
Tue, 5th May 20097:17 am
Haha those are awesome!
canwepleasestopandre says:
Wed, 6th May 200910:09 pm
Ahahaha I LOVE this
Leishtek says:
Fri, 8th May 20098:38 am
LOL u got the mask ideas right, but what about a PINK one? Just get pink hilighter & go crazy on it.
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Sun, 24th May 200911:31 am
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benzoyl peroxide acn says:
Fri, 24th Jul 20094:25 am
I have a relative who got the Swine Flu in Mexico. It is a good thing that he already recovered from this disease.
Abroughman says:
Wed, 23rd Sep 20099:57 am
ahhhh swine! this is hilarious!
emily says:
Wed, 23rd Sep 200912:34 pm
haha! this is cute!
DivaDiscount says:
Thu, 29th Oct 200911:20 am
Think I can get some of these at Loehmann's…? (http://www.loehmanns.com)