Say It Ain’t So, Jon Gosselin!

May 7, 2009 5:00 pm     Posted in Buzz  Candy -- NYU g+ page

jon_and_kate_plus8So, anyone who isn’t hiding out in the library cramming for exams/living in a cycle of school’s-out-so-let’s-drink-our-faces-off and OMG-I’m-so-hungover-from-drinking-my-face-off has heard the reports that Jon Gosselin (of our absolute favorite TV show, Jon and Kate Plus Eight) is getting drunk and bangin’ bitches.


By Candy

Bitches that aren’t his wife.

We can’t quite explain it, but this news has left us devastated. We love that family. We actually love them a lot more than we love our own family, mostly because we don’t have 8 half-Asian siblings running around being totally cute. The thought of them breaking up because pops got married and had kids too young and now can’t keep his pants on really makes us sad.

Even if we do sorta see why he’d do it – Kate is so mean to him! He just needs someone to say nice things to him… and maybe not cut him off every time the man wants to speak.

But is it true? We aren’t really sure what to believe. We know the tabloids will do anything to keep their circulation up (their business has been dwindling), but they can’t print blatant lies! And there are photos!

What do you think? Is Jon cheating on Kate plus 8, or is this all one giant misunderstanding?

6 Comments on "Say It Ain’t So, Jon Gosselin!"

  1. ruth spangler says:
    Thu, 7th May 20095:53 pm 

    Kate say goodbye==you deserve a better life==and those kids deserve a father who is a good man.

  2. Annie says:
    Thu, 7th May 20096:18 pm 

    @Ruth. How would leaving the father of her 8 children give Kate a better life? I imagine raising one or two children alone is a struggle, never mind 8. And from what I've seen on the show, Jon IS a good man and a great father. Even IF he cheated, that doesn't wipe out the love that he has for his children.

  3. Annie says:
    Thu, 7th May 20098:27 pm 

    ? Isn't this old news? I think they recently issued a statement that while Jon "had bad timing to hang out with friends," he did not cheat and he and Kate are working through everything.

  4. M says:
    Tue, 23rd Jun 200912:08 pm 

    Jon is so damn Fugly why has hollywood lowered its standards and started putting disgusting untalented ugly people on the cover of magazines.

    You know hollywoods going downhill when…

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