Masanobu Sato’s Got Stamina!
I used to think there was nothing worse than going downtown on a drunk guy. He thinks he’s being all sexy and just shoves your head south (which, we all know, is the opposite of sexy), and then your feet fall asleep as you crouch down there trying to get something to happen. Which doesn’t. Because homeboy thought it would be fun to chug whiskey out of the bottle.
But I was wrong. There is something worse. Way worse. And his name is Masanobu Sato.
Not familiar with Mr. Sato? Well, you should be. This guy just won the 9th annual Masturbate-A-Thon. Yes, that really exists. And yes, Masanobu lasted a full 9 hours and 58 minutes.
Nine hours and fifty eight minutes! Of masturbating. Sato set the world record last year -a paltry 9 hours and 33 minutes- but beat it (pun intended) this year with a little extra training. For real. Apparently he worked long and hard (tee hee) to build up his endurance. Whoever said “no pain, no gain” was obviously not training for this sort of event.
But with all that glory comes a price. That poor guy is never gonna get laid – just imagine what your neck would feel like after a night (and day) in bed with him. I’ll stick to my drunk guys, thankyouverymuch.
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asobov5 says:
Tue, 12th May 200911:05 am
UMMM .. what about his parents !!? they must be so proud of their son for such an enormous accomplishment ! And they must be dying to share the news with sato's grandparents !
Sounds Good to Me... says:
Tue, 12th May 200912:36 pm
I'd actually like to try going for that long myself….I mean, just think how many times you could get off in that time for him to go once. Also, I'm really tired of those guys who only go for like 4 minutes, big turn-off. My record time in the sack was 3 hours and I'd kill to beat it.
잔소리 says:
Tue, 12th May 200911:00 pm
미친개잡놈
Film-Book dot Com says:
Wed, 13th May 200910:30 pm
I can not even believe there is a contest for this. Funny.
Noa's stories about drunk guys is even funnier.
Random Guy says:
Thu, 14th May 200910:26 am
What the article fails to mention is that Sato is an employee of a company that designs and sells male sex toys. It's all part of a publicity stunt. Google "tenga".
fletc103 says:
Sat, 16th May 20095:01 am
I love how he is wearing underarmour for the contest…gives the whole thing a real athletic appearance.
Jenn says:
Mon, 18th May 20096:50 pm
someone get him a Fleshlight and the girl a Lelo Elise, the least she can do is have an orgasm while he is jackingoff
http://www.thepleasureeden.com
Krystal Dawn Handy says:
Sat, 2nd Jul 20111:22 am
thats nuts