Yay! Patrick Swayze is Alive!

May 19, 2009     Posted in Buzz

So, those rumors circulating on the web that pancreatic cancer took Patrick Swayze’s life were not true. Thank god. We weren’t quite ready to lose the man who taught us the power of dance at a summer resort in the Poconos.

Swayze has been a part of our happily-ever-after fantasies ever since he worked that pottery wheel in Ghost (and definitely did a much better job with the ghost love story than those fools on Grey’s Anatomy) and we’ll be celebrating his life tonight by popping some 94% fat free Kettle Korn and hanging out with him, Whoopi, Demi and our DVD player.

3 Comments on "Yay! Patrick Swayze is Alive!"
  1. Linda says:
    Tue, 19th May 20091:52 pm 

    YOU GUYS SCARED ME >:(!

  2. Kimber says:
    Sat, 31st Oct 200911:13 pm 

    Patrick Swayze is an award winning actor and i admire him a lot. his fans would surely miss him.

  3. Dacnette says:
    Tue, 17th Nov 20094:48 am 

    Patrick Swayze is one of the best actors in Hollywood and we are going to miss him.

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