Comments on: Jizz On Your Face?

By: Malcolm

Malcolm — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 00:40:00 +0000

For all the girls that do read this , will give u a facial for free, as it does have benefits for both u and me. We can fool around after if u want to.

By: Paul Wall

Paul Wall — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:44:48 +0000

What a good reason for Megan Fox to allow me to anoint her. Actually, in ancient Rome, this was standard practice for younger looking skin.

By: never-to-return

never-to-return — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:09:59 +0000

Sorry, not really a novel concept. This was a plot device on the television program "Nip/Tuck" some years back. Who knows where else the idea has been used before or since that time – fictionally or otherwise.

By: Viltsu

Viltsu — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:11:46 +0000

I jizz in my pants

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Rag-Tastic Links | L.A. Rag Mag — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:15:28 +0000

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By: sarah

sarah — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:20:59 +0000

Btw. Bioforskning means something like biological research… That "spermine" is good for the skin, has been known for more than 300 years.. But it hasn't been taken in use for real until now.

Norway.

By: DJF

DJF — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:07:51 +0000

People ask me all the time why i am 44 & look 30. Guess my secrets out. lol! I dont think I would want anyone besides mine on my face. thats gross. what about womens “Juice”? Oh yah, I dont have a 9 inch finger thats big around like a soup can either.

By: Chayce-LA Tech

Chayce-LA Tech — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:25:14 +0000

Yo Steven. I read ur comment and this is the first thing that came to my mind. IDK bout u but i dont call "it" my little finger. Mines bigger than all my fingers and I think its pretty sad that urs isnt. Jus saying.

By: Dom

Dom — Sat, 30 May 2009 23:01:05 +0000

Um. See, I don't think it's that disgusting for my boyfriend to come on my face, as long as he asks first. It's a bit unpleasant as a suprise, but when I'm prepared, it's not *un*enjoyable.

Just not that disgusting. If you can suck a dick, you can get a a litte jizz on your face. Get over it.

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Weekly Wrap Up: Short Weeks Are Hard! : College Candy — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:31:58 +0000

[...] are perfectly pedicured for flip-flops, and we’re going to head to the spa for a luxurious sperm facial (Note: don’t Google that…). Then we plan to head home, settle in under our Snuggie [...]