Archive for May, 2009

  • Candy Dish: Sherlock Holmes is Back

    Candy Dish: Sherlock Holmes is Back

    Robert Downey Jr. makes one sexy detective.
    • University of Missouri requires iPhones?!
    • Should you get your nose hair waxed?
    • Teen idols then and now. Eeek.
    • Is this cheating?
    • OMFG. Gossip Girl is over for the season.

  • The Hills: Cowboy Montag Moseys Into Town

    The Hills: Cowboy Montag Moseys Into Town

    Upon meeting Heidi’s dad on last night’s episode of The Hills, I expected a little more from MTV. For instance, I expected a scene out of some sort of Western movie where Mr. Montag walks through swinging saloon doors, gives Spencer a look and then does some fancy moves with the gun in his holster as a tumbleweed blows by.

  • Candy Dish: Lauren Conrad “Writes” A Book

    Candy Dish: Lauren Conrad “Writes” A Book

    • Pretty sure she had some help with this dribble.
    • Are you wasting your time at the gym?
    Nikon is racist.
    • Is Audrina Partridge boning the hottie from Star Trek?
    Britney spends a lot of money. Like, a LOT.
    Jazzhands!
    • Are women pushovers when it comes to sex?

  • Gradvice: Your Real World Survival Guide

    Gradvice: Your Real World Survival Guide

    The hardest part of graduating college is not the fact that your friends are now spread all over the country. It is not the fact that you can no longer party 6 nights a week with $1 pitchers. It isn’t even the whole “getting a job” thing (even now). The hardest part is having no freaking clue how to do anything.

  • Yahoo Question of The Week: Push It Real Good

    Yahoo Question of The Week: Push It Real Good

    You ever have a question so embarassing you weren’t sure who to ask?
    You could ask your friends, but they’d laugh at you…and then copy and paste that sh*t into an email to everyone you know.
    You could go to your parents, but they’d probably judge you…and then copy and paste that sh*t into an email to everyone you know.

  • Can We Really “Have It All”?

    Can We Really “Have It All”?

    Our generation has been taught over and over again that we can do anything and everything we want as long as we try, but is that really true? Is it possible to balance stellar grades, awesome friends, your fave hobbies, a significant other, and a healthy bod with only 24 hours in a day?

  • 10 Things Old Ladies SHOULDN’T Be Doing

    10 Things Old Ladies SHOULDN’T Be Doing

    Meet Elizabeth Adeney: she’s a successful business woman in her mid-60s, working and living in Britain. Ms. Adeney is a divorcee and well respected by her friends and associates, so one must ask, “What makes her special?” Well folks, she’s preggers.

  • Wardrobe Wish List: Beach Bunny Swimwear

    Wardrobe Wish List: Beach Bunny Swimwear

    If any of you have watched Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches on The Travel Channel, you have without a doubt seen some pretty crazy swimwear. Each episode, Bridget, (who generally looks perfect in everything, even though she says that her “stomach should be firmer”) wears multiple swimsuits and cute cover-ups that make you wish it were summer.

  • I’m Torn: Summer School

    I’m Torn: Summer School

    Ahhh, summer. The sweet, glorious days of summer. Days spent lounging by the pool, building sandcastles at the beach, or lying in bed all day watching old episodes of The OC on Soap Net. School’s finally out, and since the last long vacation you had was winter break, you’re ready for some of mom’s home cooking and not getting up from your bed. Ever.

  • Roller Coaster of Love. Literally.

    Roller Coaster of Love. Literally.

    Americans are well known for their affection for, and addiction to, theme parks. We have Disney Land, Disney World, Lego Land, Sea World, and a plethora of other immensely entertaining places. What we don’t have is a theme park about sex. Guess who else doesn’t have one? China.

  • Body Blog: Save Your Skin

    Body Blog: Save Your Skin

    Back in the day when Speedo one-pieces were cool, I had no interest in tanning. Although I fought through “sunscreen smear down” sessions with my mom, my skin was still, for the most part, shielded from the sun all summer long. It wasn’t until my friends started wearing bikinis and lots of Hawaiian tropic, that my Irish complexion got it’s first taste of sunburn.

  • Candy Dish: Obama’s Advice to Notre Dame

    Candy Dish: Obama’s Advice to Notre Dame

    • What did Obama have to say to the Fighting Irish?
    • OMGee. There is a Paris Hilton documentary.
    • Jennifer Hudson forgives.
    • The best health and fitness products of the year.
    • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are at it again.
    • Cameron Diaz has a really rough life.

  • Q & A With The Cast of MTV’s College Life

    Q & A With The Cast of MTV’s College Life

    I really can’t give MTV’s new series “College Life” enough praise. I’m not a huge fan of the whole reality thing, but since the show is shot by the students themselves it really puts a good spin on a tired genre. Every episode is chock-full of the real life drama of being an actual freshman at one of America’s largest party schools – the University of Wisconsin.