Comments on: We’ve All Been There: The Public Poop

By: mark

mark — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:33:20 +0000

if you gotta poop you gotta poop. women are such wusses when it comes to this… who cares where you poop! just get it in the toilet.. privately and personally, appreciate a large noisy and smelly poop. those indicate that you're healthy lol

By: Sabrina

Sabrina — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:14:34 +0000

I have the hardest time going. I share two toiletsandtwo showers with 6 girls and the 4 girls on the other side ofour bathroom seem judgemental and raunchy so i get scared to poop. I already think they don’t like me or something…they just don’t talk to me and the 2 girls on my side Nd i have no roommate and dont really talk to anyone in my suite so i cant even feel comfortable pooping in iur bathroom. Worst part…our toilet “stalls” dont have doors…they have shower like curtains so theres barely any privacy…. Fml…i have to poop right now too..

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By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 03:03:19 +0000

Get a wad of paper and put it in the toilet first that way it covers the sound of the poop hitting the water
dont get it so big it wont flush tho

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By: Lila

Lila — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:36:00 +0000

I've devised the perfect system. If you scoot forward a little bit, it hits the side of the bowl instead of the water, so it doesn't make a splash sound. I still need to figure out what to do when you have a stomach ache, though.

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By: Světlana

Světlana — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 01:39:06 +0000

I work part-time (I’m a student) at a cafe which has unisex toilets – three in all. I was on my second shift at work and had been holding my poop in for about thirty minutes before being able to nip out the back to the toilets to relieve the pressure in my bowels.
Heading inside, I noticed that they were all vacant, and I opted for the far end toilet. After wiping down the seat (an automatic process with me), I sat down, jeans down to my knees, and started peeing. About fifteen seconds later, the door opened and the sound of footsteps announced the arrival of company, with this anonymous person taking the toilet right next to mine. After the fumbling with jeans, and taking up position on the seat, my ‘next door neighbour’ sat in silence for some few seconds, prompting me to think that ‘she’ was waiting for some sort of cue from me to get the show on the road.
To my surprise (or was that horror) a cough emanated from next door… and it was that of a guy! Well, there I was, sitting on a toilet with a poop beginning to emerge from my butt, and a guy sitting literally inches from me. I can distinctly remember closing my eyes and sort of ‘willing’ (or was it just plain hoping) that my turd would miraculously disappear into oblivion, soundlessly sliding into the nether regions of the bowl beneath me. No such luck… and to cap things off, two more followed in rapid succession, followed by an involuntary fart. (I did say that I’d been holding back for about a half hour.)
The strange thing is that, I discovered I wasn’t embarrassed so much as simply mortified. But oddly enough, the sensation of what had just occurred gradually subsided, and I completed the mission that I had set out upon, feeling somewhat liberated, and purged (no pun intended) of any form of discomfort or unrest.
Roughly five minutes had elapsed, and upon completion of the necessary paperwork, I flushed, exited the cubicle and after washing my hands, I exited the space that I’d just recently shared with my pooping partner of the opposite sex, leaving him to his thoughts, and the lingering smell of my recent efforts.
I’ve no idea who he was (likely a customer) and nor do I harbour any wish to discover his identity, but the point is this. It brought home the fact that we all poop, it’s a fundamental element of life and, the experience such as I have just described proved something of a learning curve in terms of getting over the silly prudishness that so many of us experience with this sort of thing (not to say that I’ll be champing at the bit to repeat the episode any time soon). Get over your shyness and just accept that old time worn, hackneyed cliche: everyone poops…

By: eesha

eesha — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 22:30:46 +0000

Ehh…I think we were pretty lucky in that sense. Our floor had two private half-bathrooms (toilet and sink) and one toilet stall in the common washroom (and there were two of those too) so I didn't really have to worry about being overheard. Though sometimes, people would love to hang out in the hallway so I'd be worried then but other than that…meh