21 Crazy Facts About Booty

June 4, 2009 5:00 pm     Posted in Relationships, Sex  Candy -- NYU g+ page

sex-pic-final.jpgIt’s been about 5 months since I got any booty so, naturally, I’ve got sex on the brain today. Like every day.

Instead of turning to sweets (bad for the weight) or vibrators (bad when you’re in an office), I did a little online research. On sex. Here are some tres interesting tidbits about the most talked about subject in the universe (thanks to breathetheoxygen):

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.

8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

9. 56% of men have had sex at work.

10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

11. 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

12. 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

13. The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

14. A honeymooning couple sued Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.

16. England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.

17. 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

19. 58% like dirty talk during sex.

20. 22% rent porno flicks at least once.

21. Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

25 Comments on "21 Crazy Facts About Booty"
  1. ASHOK says:
    Sun, 15th Feb 200912:00 am 

    IAM

  2. Star says:
    Thu, 4th Jun 20091:18 pm 

    Wow, those are some pretty interesting, and some hilarious, facts about sex. The 1 in 3 people having an affair kinda scares me a little.

  3. WallpaperManiac says:
    Thu, 4th Jun 20092:19 pm 

    Regarding #15, I didn't know such a physiological state allowed for stronger orgasms. Explains why my ex liked to be choked to the point of nearly blacking out. I wouldn't do it, but all her other partners had. :-/

  4. Chelzz says:
    Thu, 4th Jun 200910:15 pm 

    4 years to do every kama sutra? Now I know how to keep a relationship hot lol…

  5. blairh313 says:
    Fri, 5th Jun 20094:42 am 

    hmm…man with two penises…very interesting fact (s)

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  6. sauer kraut says:
    Fri, 5th Jun 200911:55 am 

    geesh… didn't know so many people were having affairs… am I missing out on something?

  7. sauer kraut says:
    Fri, 5th Jun 200912:03 pm 

    For no. 7, here's a better answer as to size: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dr-v-how-to-pre

  8. Chris says:
    Fri, 5th Jun 20095:10 pm 

    My favorite part is how, in the comments where it shows links to this post, someone mistook "Booty" for "Women's Asses".

    #10 is my fave.

  9. hunter4086 says:
    Sat, 6th Jun 20098:39 pm 

    Hmm. This actually just seems like a bunch of random numbers. Which, essentially, they are. Regardless of the demographics or sample size, opinion polls are made of lies!

  10. osman mnan says:
    Thu, 2nd Jul 20091:03 pm 

    helooooooooooooooooo

  11. osman mnan says:
    Thu, 2nd Jul 20091:06 pm 

    helo is my

  12. Juanito says:
    Fri, 21st Aug 200912:39 pm 

    I would never have guessed that 62% of people don't have a problem with affairs. I'm not surprised that close to a third of married people have them. So what is the length of the average erect penis?

  13. Tiffany says:
    Tue, 22nd Sep 20097:32 pm 

    Number 14 is funny but who the hell goes to Holiday Inn for their honeymoon anyways…They sorta should have seen that one coming.

  14. Sophie says:
    Mon, 21st Mar 201111:08 pm 

    Mmm somebody fuck me

  15. jon says:
    Tue, 22nd Mar 20113:04 pm 

    i will

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