WTF Friday: Fortune Cookie Fail

June 5, 2009     Posted in HaHa

wtf fortune cookie


By CC Staff

Problems with this cookie:

1. It is not a fortune cookie. It is an obvious statement cookie.
2. You can’t add “in bed” to the end of it and chuckle to yourself.
3. It is grammatically incorrect.

WTF? If they wanted to be so literal they should have gone with: “You will be hungry in 20 minutes.” At least that’s the future.

8 Comments on "WTF Friday: Fortune Cookie Fail"

  1. V says:
    Fri, 5th Jun 200912:38 pm 

    My two favorites that I got at China Buffet:

    "Want to impress her? Buy her a rose dipped in 25 Karat gold."

    "Enjoyed the meal? But one to go, too!"

    REALLY, China Buffet? Really?

  2. Sara says:
    Fri, 5th Jun 20093:12 pm 

    I was at Panda Express one time last summer and the fortune in my cookie said "Tastes Like Chicken". GREAT!

  3. Chelzz says:
    Sun, 7th Jun 200911:15 pm 

    "Stop what you're doing and rethink your life."

    I was 14.

  4. Sarah says:
    Mon, 8th Jun 20097:14 am 

    I've gotten…

    "you cracked my home open, tore me out of it, and expect me to give you a good fortune?"

    And

    "be patient."

    both were at some little chinese place.

  5. Brittney says:
    Mon, 8th Jun 200912:58 pm 

    "Somewhere deep inside, we all can fly."

  6. Mary says:
    Mon, 8th Jun 20096:48 pm 

    I got one once that said:

    You and your wife will have a happy life together.

    Err… I'm a straight female.

  7. long phin says:
    Sat, 13th Jun 20096:28 am 

    that wasn't chicken.

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