Is That a Baby In Your Pants?

June 11, 2009 Posted in HaHa

Black Sweat Pants2 We all have those days when we’re a little bloaty and we can’t get into our fave skinny jeans. Some of us even have whole seasons (damn you, winter, and your delicious heavy foods) when we can’t fit into our skinny jeans. However, I’m pretty sure no one has had the issue of not being able to fit into their favorite jeans because there was a baby in them already…except this lady.

By Katie

A woman in the UK recently gave birth in her sweats (her third child, but the first in her pants) while walking down the stairs in her home. Her partner noticed a lump sliding down her leg and dove to catch the baby before it hit the ground.

I just…there are so many things wrong with this. How big does your vagina have to be that the baby can just slide out? I mean, it’s a good thing she wasn’t wearing leggings or a mini-skirt…well, leggings would at least keep the baby near the vag, but the mini-skirt would probably lead to a head injury, not to mention an awful show for anyone standing around.

I imagine the conversation with friends after the birth went a little something like this:

“Oh, how did your delivery go?”

“Oh, it was fine, real easy. I just walked downstairs, it popped out, I grabbed it out of my sweats, and then went to the kitchen to get some Cheetos. Then I took a shower because, well, it was gross.”

“Well…alright then.”

At any rate, this story at least make me appreciate what I have. I mean, I’d rather look down and find my Luckies aren’t going on because I haven’t been to the gym in a month than find a baby hanging there. Gah.

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Kenya says:
Thu, 11th Jun 20097:54 am

I remember one time, there was this lady who went to go use the restroom and when she looked down in the toilet to flush, THERE WAS A BABY IN THERE! Apparently she'd given birth in the toilet. She had no idea she was pregnant. Didn't even look pregnant either!

Sarah says:
Thu, 11th Jun 20099:08 am

How in the hell do these women get so lucky with their painless birth-giving. I can only hope to be blessed with a birthing experience where it pops out while I'm jogging or something.

Lauren - University says:
Thu, 11th Jun 20099:29 am

Hhahah Sarah. I agree that I don't want a painful labor process, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good pair of sweatpants with baby goo.

Koley says:
Fri, 12th Jun 20098:01 am

…Um, how does someone have absolutely no idea they are pregnant? Wouldn't you be wondering after, oh… I don't know… you miss a period??

Alexa says:
Sat, 13th Jun 200911:31 pm

Some women, like the one in this story, continue menstruating during pregnancy (or they're spotting so it just seems like a light period), don't notice a significant weight gain, and don't even feel the baby kicking (or at least recognize the feeling as "kicking"). I mean, if none of the usual symptoms–like a missed period–appeared, would YOU know you were pregnant?

Darwin says:
Mon, 15th Jun 20098:31 am

Eww, I would never want to get pregnant!

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