He Said/She Said: Self Stimulation, If You Will

June 17, 2009 - 4:00 pm By CC Staff

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Want to hear a little secret?

Guys love to masturbate. I bet you had no idea, but they do. In the bed, in the car, in the shower. Hell, I’m sure they’ve even done it in class and I’m willing to wager there are a few doing it right now. While reading this article.

And it doesn’t matter if they have a girlfriend (read: consistent booty) or not; they can’t resist a threesome with Jergens and their right hand.

I, for one, am also a big proponent of self stimulation – a woman has needs! – but that doesn’t mean I understand how guys can do it so often. Anytime. Anywhere. Without locking the door. Especially when they’ve got a GF! Isn’t that enough? Why the need for a mid-afternoon “O” when they’re getting it daily as it is!?

Should we be offended? Grossed out? Squirting hand sanitizer onto every dude we see? Let’s see what our resident male had to say about this sitch:

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11 Comments on "He Said/She Said: Self Stimulation, If You Will"

  1. Candie says:
    Wed, 17th Jun 20094:49 pm 

    I have to disagree with the girl here, I have a boyfriend who is great at giving me orgasms but I still masturbate. Why? Because I like watching porn and occasionally need to fantasize about things other than him.

    Just fyi, the girl in he said/she said usually comes off as slightly ditzy.

  2. andy says:
    Wed, 17th Jun 20095:15 pm 

    yeah I disagree also. It is completely normal and healthy to masturbate. Ive had a boyfriend of over 2 years and he pleases me in every way but I still do it. Sometimes you feel the urge when your bf isn’t around and you just gotta help yourself out.

  3. indi says:
    Wed, 17th Jun 20096:06 pm 

    I agree with the above girls… I also have a very loving boyfriend who pleases me in every way possible… but yeah, sometimes he isn’t around, or sometimes it’s fun to do it while he is around and sex isn’t an option, or during sex, or just because I’m turned on. :)

    I’m also in no way offended by him masturbating. I’d be freaked out if I knew it was 4 times a day, but it turns me on to think of him thinking about me while jerking off.

  4. Jess says:
    Wed, 17th Jun 20098:16 pm 

    I agree with the other girls too. My guy is amazing, but I don’t get to see him every day and sometimes the mood strikes me when he isn’t there – but I would rather it be with him, but if you get an itch you scratch it!

  5. Alex says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 200912:01 am 

    I agree with the girls above! This is the dumbest article ever! I have a boyfriend and i masturbate all the time, probably more than he does, and yes…he is AWESOME in bed! Masturbation is just a different means to the same end, and sometimes you just want to do it yourself! Its your body, same way its his body, and you should feel comfortable touching yourself whether or not you’re in a relationship. Also the statement about “very few” women masturbating–bullshit. 80% of women, committed or not do it, and why would there even be sex toys for women if so “few” of them do it? i usually like the he said/she said articles, but this one is totally stupid.

  6. Jenny says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 200912:49 am 

    I agree with everyone else. My boyfriend and I both love sex with each other, but it’s fun to masturbate on our own, too. And surprisingly, masturbation has only gotten more fun since we moved in together. ;)

  7. Haywood Jablowme says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 200911:45 am 

    I am going to grab some Klenex and rub one out. Girls talking about masturbating is getting me excited.

  8. Enrico says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20097:26 am 

    I’m a chronic masturbator and I have the best girlfriend in the world. Yeah, it took her awhile to realize that guys do it to reduce stress or to curb anxiety. It’s just our way to … release sometimes. I jack off before finals just to clear my head. Now it’s kinda fun because my girl likes to watch and help out. hehe :)

  9. noface says:
    Sat, 20th Jun 20094:36 am 

    i cant`t help it, i jerk minimum once a day, sometimes even 4 times… in the morning before job, at lunch brake, after job 2 times and still get to fck after! :) and i love it! and i think my girlfrend is aware of my liquid lack! :) ))

    its nothing personal girls, think of it that its better that we jerk 3 times a day than to fck 3 girls per day right?

  10. MidnightVisions says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20094:14 pm 

    You freaks!
    ahh to tell you the truth, I love to see a girl masturbate =D
    but the truth is , its not about the masturbating,
    its about what they’re masturbating about !
    people girls/boys masturbate to their fantasy
    you can find about any type of fantasy/fetish online
    but that can get in the way of a relationship !
    If you are scared to share your fantasies with your partner
    then guess what, that relationship aint going too far.
    If a girl or a guy satisfies their partner in all ways
    then why would we still masturbate?
    I like to disagree with the guy in the aim convo up there..
    we masturbate because they didnt satisfy our fantasy,
    they satisfied our physical needs but not our mental needs.
    If i know my girl is going to dress up as a nurse
    (or whatever turns you on) when I get home from work and tells me
    “your late for you daily check up”
    and satisfies my fantasy then there is no need for me to masturbate.
    We need to satisfy our partners fantasy, not just have sex. end of story.

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