Eat Cookies For Big Boobies?

June 18, 2009 - 5:00 pm By Lauren - University of Michigan

fcup cookies

I’ve always known that eating cookies could make my ass a little bigger (just ask my favorite pair of Joe’s), but now it looks like they can do the same thing for my tatas.

There is a new cookie on the market in Japan that promises to increase your breast size. Aptly called F-Cups, the cookies contain Pueraria Mirifica, a natural breast enhancer. Just eat two cookies a day and (allegedly) you’re on your way to a bigger bra size.

I’m not really sure these would taste all that good, but a midnight snack that can increase my cleavage? Looks like it’s time to get rid of my Double Stuffed and get me some Double Ds.

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16 Comments on "Eat Cookies For Big Boobies?"

  1. Candie says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 20099:08 pm 

    I’m moving to Japan.

  2. S. says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20091:46 am 

    You don’t actually believe this works, do you?

  3. Winnie says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20094:00 am 

    When everyone gets big boobs in the future, I’m going to keep my small ones. People will then try to get smaller ones. This is my secret plan.

    Buhahahaha. 7_7

  4. Lauren - University of Michigan says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20099:02 am 

    If they make reeses cups that promise bigger boobs, i’m totes on board. I just don’t trust any sort of cookies coming out of Japan.

  5. Robero says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20099:41 am 

    i am feelin these boob cookies

  6. Katie says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 200911:58 am 

    Sounds like cancer cookies to me!

  7. delectual says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20092:13 pm 

    Oh I neeeeed some!!!

  8. carla says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20094:25 pm 

    this was on radio1 from the uk ages back! try tried it and they dont work, sorry….

  9. q-dizzle says:
    Mon, 22nd Jun 200910:10 pm 

    The cookies are from Japan, not China! Not everything that comes out of Asia is poison, FYI ;)

  10. Nikki N says:
    Wed, 24th Jun 20097:29 pm 

    I’ll never understand women who want bigger breasts. I’m trying to get rid of mine! Is there any way I can unscrew mine and give it to someone else?

  11. melyse4peace says:
    Mon, 29th Jun 200912:54 am 

    lmao literally!

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