Eat Cookies For Big Boobies?

June 18, 2009     Posted in Cool Stuff

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I’ve always known that eating cookies could make my ass a little bigger (just ask my favorite pair of Joe’s), but now it looks like they can do the same thing for my tatas.

There is a new cookie on the market in Japan that promises to increase your breast size. Aptly called F-Cups, the cookies contain Pueraria Mirifica, a natural breast enhancer. Just eat two cookies a day and (allegedly) you’re on your way to a bigger bra size.

I’m not really sure these would taste all that good, but a midnight snack that can increase my cleavage? Looks like it’s time to get rid of my Double Stuffed and get me some Double Ds.

16 Comments on "Eat Cookies For Big Boobies?"
  1. Candie says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 20094:08 pm 

    I'm moving to Japan.

  2. S. says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 20098:46 pm 

    You don't actually believe this works, do you?

  3. Winnie says:
    Thu, 18th Jun 200911:00 pm 

    When everyone gets big boobs in the future, I'm going to keep my small ones. People will then try to get smaller ones. This is my secret plan.

    Buhahahaha. 7_7

  4. Lauren - University says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20094:02 am 

    If they make reeses cups that promise bigger boobs, i'm totes on board. I just don't trust any sort of cookies coming out of Japan.

  5. Robero says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20094:41 am 

    i am feelin these boob cookies

  6. Katie says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20096:58 am 

    Sounds like cancer cookies to me!

  7. delectual says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 20099:13 am 

    Oh I neeeeed some!!!

  8. carla says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 200911:25 am 

    this was on radio1 from the uk ages back! try tried it and they dont work, sorry….

  9. q-dizzle says:
    Mon, 22nd Jun 20095:10 pm 

    The cookies are from Japan, not China! Not everything that comes out of Asia is poison, FYI ;)

  10. Nikki N says:
    Wed, 24th Jun 20092:29 pm 

    I'll never understand women who want bigger breasts. I'm trying to get rid of mine! Is there any way I can unscrew mine and give it to someone else?

  11. melyse4peace says:
    Sun, 28th Jun 20097:54 pm 

    lmao literally!

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