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Eat Cookies For Big Boobies?

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I’ve always known that eating cookies could make my ass a little bigger (just ask my favorite pair of Joe’s), but now it looks like they can do the same thing for my tatas.

There is a new cookie on the market in Japan that promises to increase your breast size. Aptly called F-Cups, the cookies contain Pueraria Mirifica, a natural breast enhancer. Just eat two cookies a day and (allegedly) you’re on your way to a bigger bra size.

I’m not really sure these would taste all that good, but a midnight snack that can increase my cleavage? Looks like it’s time to get rid of my Double Stuffed and get me some Double Ds.

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    1. Candie says:

      I'm moving to Japan.

    2. S. says:

      You don't actually believe this works, do you?

    3. Winnie says:

      When everyone gets big boobs in the future, I'm going to keep my small ones. People will then try to get smaller ones. This is my secret plan.

      Buhahahaha. 7_7

    4. Lauren - University says:

      If they make reeses cups that promise bigger boobs, i'm totes on board. I just don't trust any sort of cookies coming out of Japan.

    5. Robero says:

      i am feelin these boob cookies

    6. Katie says:

      Sounds like cancer cookies to me!

    7. delectual says:

      Oh I neeeeed some!!!

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    9. carla says:

      this was on radio1 from the uk ages back! try tried it and they dont work, sorry….

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    13. q-dizzle says:

      The cookies are from Japan, not China! Not everything that comes out of Asia is poison, FYI😉

    14. Nikki N says:

      I'll never understand women who want bigger breasts. I'm trying to get rid of mine! Is there any way I can unscrew mine and give it to someone else?

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    16. melyse4peace says:

      lmao literally!

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