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G.W.W.E.: Robert “Bite Me” Pattinson
June 26, 2009 Posted in Entertainment
We’re back with another edition of G.W.W.E. (Guys We Wanna Eff)!
Ladies, do you like a good nibble during a makeout sesh? Do you get off on the idea of escaping from the perils of public life into seclusion with your hunk? Do you get hot for precariously messy coifs? If you said ‘yes!’ to all of these questions, and can stand the sight of blood without fainting, Robert Pattinson may be the boy-toy for you.
At 23, Pattinson has set the world ablaze with his vacant, erotic stare that communicates the only emotion I ever need to know: ‘I want to eff the sh*t out of you.’ The hottie shot to fame last fall for his film role as bloodsucking, sexy vampire Eddie Cullen in the Twilight series. Ever since, ladies aged 8 to 88 have been fainting in the streets at the mere sight of the British hunk, who has been known to instigate spontaneous orgasm with a single scowl.
Most recently, Robert has been making headlines in New York for the legions of girls who’ve come out to stalk him catch a glimpse as he films his new movie, Remember Me, in the Big Apple. Just last week, the effable villain was clipped by a New York taxi cab as he tried to escape the hordes of tween girls throwing themselves upon him in lust. But breathe easy ladies, he’s fine (or shall I say, he’s foyne!).
So, RP, I confess: your devilish grin has inspired me to return to my TigerBeat roots and pin up your photos all over my walls. And refrigerator. And, well, the inside of my medicine cabinet. No facade in my home has been spared from your infinitely effable visage. When you’ve decided you’ve had enough of the tween fandom and want a real woman, come scowl in my direction.
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Jasmine says:
Fri, 26th Jun 20093:05 pm
sexiest person alive hands down
girl says:
Fri, 26th Jun 20095:56 pm
Ugliest mofo alive.
more like Guys We Wanna Exterminate.
blairh313 says:
Sun, 28th Jun 20095:27 pm
haha tiger beat. oh, those were the days…JTT!!
http://ignighter.com
EvolutionOfShe says:
Wed, 8th Jul 20099:32 am
Absolutely adorable and entertaining! Awesome piece, additionally, I'd totally eff RP (post shower of course)…
jojo says:
Wed, 8th Jul 200911:04 am
he is really hot but he is also a person and a very good actor but i'd totally eff rp with him
Jen says:
Wed, 8th Jul 200911:15 am
Ugh. Firstly, I'm getting a tad tired of the huge fanbase of Twilight. The books were very mediocre and so is the movie. Secondly, Robert Pattinson isn't all that hot. He's very plain to me. There's sexier guys out there, definitely. Like the guy who played James in Twilight, or Gerard Way.
LeeLee says:
Wed, 8th Jul 200911:24 am
I think RP is really hot when he is doing twilight and wearing all the make up but hes not all without the vampire look
Becky says:
Wed, 8th Jul 200911:41 am
First, for the people that don't like the twilight saga, you ALL really don't matter. Don't you all have something else better to do than to trash Stephanie Meyer's book. I'de like to see you try to write something down and get it published. And as for you RP one word. EFFABLE in a heartbeat!!!!!!!!
vanessa says:
Wed, 8th Jul 200911:44 am
I prefer taylor lautner, robert pattinson doesn't wash his hair. <______<
Tracy says:
Wed, 8th Jul 200912:40 pm
Definately sexy! I can say without a shadow of doubt in my head he is the second man I've ever had impure thoughts about. My poor husband doesn't even know what to think of it. He offered to go out and try to find me a vampire, lol. The books with the sensuality, deep emotions, earthshattering love has really increased the heat between us and with 3 small children it is a breath of fresh air. I had forgotten how strong the spark between us was, but these books definately made me remember. I feel the same for my husband as Bella does Edward, only my husband now thinks of himself as Jacob and thinks my "Edward" is out there now – vampire and all. The vampire thing really has a strong sex-appeal.
HEATHER says:
Wed, 8th Jul 20091:56 pm
i love the books but you girls really need to understand your in love with EDWARD not ROBERT you don't even know him so leave him alone
DEE DAVIS says:
Wed, 8th Jul 20092:05 pm
I'm thinking this would be a good time to keep my mouth shut since I'm 54 years old. Although he is way too young for me, if he saw me and got to know me he would be stalking me.
Mariquett says:
Wed, 8th Jul 20094:45 pm
Uggg, I don't like the Twilight books at all (but who cares it's my opinion). Any way I just think that Robert Pattinson was okay in Harry Potter, but has gotten horribly ugly. I mean he looks like that type of fish that lives in the rain forest and eats poor animals that fall into it's river (baracuta I think), any way he looks like one of those who has got an eating disorder.
He isn't attractive at all, I think people fell for the whole vampire thing? Geez 0____o
JP22 says:
Wed, 8th Jul 20096:48 pm
Super sexy to me
Tony Huisman says:
Wed, 8th Jul 20097:52 pm
Vampires don't glow when they are in the sun, they die…
Mary says:
Thu, 9th Jul 20091:04 pm
Girl, what happened id he reject you for being an fugly moron?
Ange says:
Fri, 10th Jul 20098:37 am
I think Pattison is ok,but young Mr, Radcliffe has grown up really nice.I`d sure like to show him some magic in the sheets …
Jess says:
Fri, 10th Jul 20091:05 pm
(@ Ange) LOL…i agree with you.
Robert Pattinson is okay…but he has this kind of sexy thing…like you just want to bite his lower lip. IDK he just has something sexy in him.
TianaTragedy says:
Fri, 10th Jul 20093:32 pm
I think biting is pretty sexy;D
And Robert is amazing<3
baab says:
Fri, 10th Jul 20098:00 pm
I think everybody is in love and obsessed with Edward Cullen not this guy.
Bellara says:
Tue, 14th Jul 20098:00 am
he's a fine bloke but he's not as hot as he's portrayed. he's the male version of megan fox> young, hollywood's latest prey, & over rated but @least he got talent. i dont fancy him much but there's just sumthing sexxy abt those eyes. i wouldnt mind swapping my daily nite wine for a moment of hot passion w/him. just a thought but i doubt he can handle me =)
Roldan says:
Wed, 19th May 201010:42 am
Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.