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Archive for June, 2009

Candy Dish: The Jon and Kate News That Shocked No One
• Jon, Kate and other celebrity “Duh” moments.
• What your guy’s porn says about him.
• I had a feeling Elizabeth Hasselbeck couldn’t write…
• Is Facebook anti Democracy in Iran?
• Youth obesity is a serious epidemic.
• Megan Fox hits up a toga party?
What Your Bikini Wax Says About You
For most of us, bikini waxing is a summertime requirement, along the lines of flip flops and SPF 15. You can’t go to the beach with a fur skirt, right? But did you know that how you landscape says a lot about who you are? It’s true – guys can read your vajay like a book. I asked a couple of dudes what they think when they come face to…er….vajeen.

Day-to-Night Styler: Everything’s Coming Up Roses
Floral prints are flirty, feminine and perfect for spring/summer. Have no fear! Finding floral prints that don’t resemble your grandmother’s couch is easy these days, as the oh-so-classic rose print got some modern touches this season.
What’s The Craziest Lie You’ve Ever Told?
We’ve all lied to our parents at one time or another. Whether it was that time that you got the car towed and told the rents your BFF was driving (and you were being responsible because you had a drink!), or the time when you came home at a ridiculous hour after being at your BF’s house and said you were taking care of a crying friend who just got dumped, we’ve all committed the sin.
Do It Yourself Tuesdays: The T-Shirt Tote
Everyone has an old t-shirt (or 40) lying around in the back of their closet that has no chance of being worn again. Not that any of us will ever get rid of them. They have sentimental value! But they are also taking up some much-needed space that would be better utilized for all the new maxi dresses you’ve been eying.
Life After College: I Need Patti Stanger
My grandparents are determined to get me married off to someone with a respectable profession before I’m 23. They’re convinced that if I haven’t met the right corporate lawyer or hedge fund banker by then, I’ll recieve a one-way nonrefundable ticket to spinsterhood.
Tuffy Luv Benefits A Friend
Dear Tuffy Luv, So for the past two months I’ve been hooking up with a friend of mine. We hang out most nights a week, though sometimes we hang out with other friends too so we don’t hook up then. And sometimes we hang out and do other stuff instead of hooking up. That has been happening more and more lately, and in situations where we could be hooking up, and it’s kind of been frustrating me.

Wanna Get Fat? There’s An App For That!
Want to know what song is playing on the radio? There’s an app for that.
Wanna get your rocks off with the same electronic you use for making phone calls? There’s an app for that.
The iPhone has an application for everything, and getting fat is no exception.
We’ve All Been There: The Parental Visit
It’s Parent Weekend, or your birthday, or just a Thursday night and you’re craving a free meal a la parentals. Either way, your parents are coming to campus and that means one thing and one thing only: it’s time to clean.
Candy Dish: RIP, Ed McMahon
• Who is going to deliver the giant checks now?
• Perez Hilton pissed off the gays.
• Who does FHM think are the sexiest ladies around?
• Cameron Diaz gets her Hollywood star.
• 14 tips to look sexier in the buff.
• Reebok got fancy!
“Jon & Kate Plus 8″ Plus Divorce Papers
So, Jon and Kate’s “big announcement” has been the talk of town for days. And while many people ask “Who the hell are these freaks and why do I care?” all I can say is, “THEY ARE JON AND KATE GOSSELIN, DUH! They have the cutest kids ever and I’ve been watching them since they were BORN!!!”
Candy Dish: Earthquake Hits Alaska
• Don’t worry; all 5 people living there are OK.
• The new Alice in Wonderland looks freaky!
• There are baby animals that aren’t cute.
• The perfect swimsuit fit…for your personality.
• Fashion tips from the latest red carpet walks.
• Chris Brown gets probation!?
Gradvice: There’s Nothing Wrong With A Little Soul Searching
There is nothing wrong with taking a little time to figure things out, even if those around you don’t agree. You aren’t living for them – you are living for you. So if you aren’t ready to settle into a 9-5 job right now, don’t!