Archive for June, 2009

  • Run, Abby, Run!

    Run, Abby, Run!

    Staying on any kind of workout schedule (or just schedule, for that matter) is close to impossible in college. With each day comes different classes, meetings, part time jobs, social engagements and perhaps most importantly, happy hours.

  • Candy Dish: Katie Holmes Gets a Job

    Candy Dish: Katie Holmes Gets a Job

    • Katie Holmes will dance (if Tom lets her out of the house…)
    • Bikini waxes cause more than a little pain.
    Amy Winehouse’s parents are (obviously) worried.
    • This gives new meaning to party in the back…
    • Uh, Weird Al is back? And he’s still funny!
    • The Hills causes eating disorders.

  • The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous

    The Top 10 Celebrities Who Should NOT Be Famous

    As far as I can tell, there are three main types of celebrities that the world fawns over. Type 1:“The Talented Celebrity.” Think models who have shown up on the cover of Italian Vogue, actors like Brad Pitt who have starred in everything from comedy to drama, and music moguls who come out with one hit after another (think Madonna)…

  • Candy Dish: Paris Hilton Has Interesting Taste in “Men”

    Candy Dish: Paris Hilton Has Interesting Taste in “Men”

    • Paris Hilton’s new man carries a murse.
    • Dealing with a creepy coworker.
    • Miley’s about done with Hannah Montana.
    • Sacha Baron Cohen bares it all for GQ.
    • Fix your hair to get over a broken heart.
    • The best facial cleanser ever?

  • Is Being Less Picky Just Lowering My Standards?

    Is Being Less Picky Just Lowering My Standards?

    It is no secret that my mom wants grand kids. And not “Oops, the condom broke” grand kids, she wants the real deal. So the fact that I’ve been sans serious boyfriend for a very long time now is getting her a bit anxious. (Though, I have to say, even if I was on the verge of marriage, those things aren’t coming out of my thing any time soon.)

  • Day-To-Night Styler:  Give ‘em the Cold Shoulder

    Day-To-Night Styler: Give ‘em the Cold Shoulder

    One shoulder cuts were all over the runways for spring and summer and while you can find some super sexy night time looks with this style, you can also find some more casual styles that can totally go from day to night with a couple of quick switcheroos.

  • Time To Reconsider Sex On The Beach

    Time To Reconsider Sex On The Beach

    Summer time is here and romance is in the air. Beachy hair, tan skin, and cute boys are the perfect combo getting everyone in the mood for some love and lust. So what better way to take advantage of the good weather, spice up the sex life, and get down and dirty (literally) than to take it outside?

  • Do It Yourself Tuesdays: Christian Louboutin Petal Sandal

    Do It Yourself Tuesdays: Christian Louboutin Petal Sandal

    I get weak in the knees every time I see a celebrity sporting a pair of red soled shoes. And it’s not the infamous red bottoms that do it for me, it’s the fact that all Louboutins are beautiful, sexy, and so sophisticated that I literally dream about them. (And in my dreams, they are super comfy, too!)

  • Life After College: Lonely in Real Life

    Life After College: Lonely in Real Life

    While living with my grandparents has its perks (unlimited prune juice), it also has its downside (the only available beverage is prune juice). And even though I’m in the biggest city in the world, I’ve never felt more alone.

  • Tuffy Luv Sez, You Ain’t No Cow

    Tuffy Luv Sez, You Ain’t No Cow

    Dear Tuffy Luv, I am way past confused right now, and advice would be greatly appreciated. So here’s the situation: I met this guy last year, he was in my class. We talked, I ended up really liking him. He kept trying to hookup with me, but I kept telling myself, I’m not that kind of girl, I want a relationship…

  • No Diploma For You, Son

    No Diploma For You, Son

    I remember my high school graduation like it was yesterday. It was an unseasonably freezing June afternoon. My high school choir sang a very Broadway version of a Bon Jovi song and I sat, shivering under my gown, playing brick breaker on my cell phone as the 412 students in my graduating class got called to walk the stage.

  • We’ve All Been There: The Drunken Photo Shoot

    We’ve All Been There: The Drunken Photo Shoot

    Your hair is done, your makeup is on and you’re outfit is perfect. All you have to do is pack that wristlet and you’re ready to head out with your friends. Money? Check. ID? Check. Camera? Check. Before you leave, you some drinks and have a mini dance party with the girls. Two rum and Diets and a few Britney songs later, it’s time to head out. But not without a “SELFIE!!”

  • Candy Dish: Welcome to Adulthood, Nick Jonas!

    Candy Dish: Welcome to Adulthood, Nick Jonas!

    • Nick Jonas is officially a college man.
    • And the Teen Choice nominees are out!
    • Is Rihanna gettin’ nakey for Playboy?
    • When should you apply to college?
    • The swimwear trends of summer.

  • Last Minute Dad’s Day Gift Ideas (From the Experts!)

    Last Minute Dad’s Day Gift Ideas (From the Experts!)

    As we all know buying a gift for Dad is nearly impossible as he either seems to have everything or you just have no idea what he would want. This causes most of us to procrastinate on buying him a gift, and then having to scramble at the 11th hour and settle for a gift that is less then mediocre.

  • Candy Dish: Al Roker Rips Speidi a New One

    Candy Dish: Al Roker Rips Speidi a New One

    • We have a newfound love and respect for Al Roker.
    • Guys look hotter with a little ink.
    • 10 things your dad taught you about sex.
    • Sweat proof makeup for summer!
    • Palin’s people want Letterman fired?
    • Macho movie men in humiliating costumes.

  • Gradvice: Making Friends After College

    Gradvice: Making Friends After College

    When you are in college it’s almost as if you have to try not to make friends. You are constantly surrounded by people and put into situations (group projects, student groups, beer pong tournaments) where forming new friendships is as easy as finding Milwaukee’s Best at a frat party; get their name, work with them a bit, then go home and Facebook them later.