Celebretard Showdown: Megan Fox vs. Kristen Stewart

July 3, 2009 Posted in Buzz

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I am a chronic list-maker, whether I have to make a difficult decision or not. Lists help me organize my thoughts and remember important facts and details that I need for later. However, there are some things that I would rather forget and that’s what this week’s showdown concerns.

I’m a fan of movies. Netflix is my homie and I try to go to the movie theater every week. Every movie is like a 2-hour escape from reality. Every movie is also 2-hours that you have to spend with the actors and actresses who are trying to convince you that the movie set they’re running around on is actually another planet instead of a back lot in L.A. Sometimes, those actors and actresses get a little annoying…and sometimes they get a lot annoying.

Today we’re going to look at two pretty annoying actresses – Megan Fox and Kristen Stewart. Which one makes the title “actress” more of an irony than a career? Which one is more ridiculously over-hyped? We shall let the list decide.

Career
Megan Fox is enjoying a successful career of acting and posing for provocative photos. Unfortunately for her acting career, she seems to be much more successful at posing semi-nude for just about any camera that flashes nearby. Oh well, at least we have such gems as Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen to fall back on.

Kristen Stewart is young, but has already been thrown into some pretty serious roles…most of which have already been forgotten (sorry, but I was way distracted by Adam Brody to even notice little ‘ole Kristen in In The Land Of Women). Maybe if she sparkled like her vampire boyfriend I’d actually pay attention to her while she murmurs her lines.

Point: Megan Fox. Kristen is younger and not quite as skanky as Megan Fox, so there is a chance that she’ll pull some sweet movies in the near future. That is, if she can speak above a whisper.

Cultishness
Megan Fox has fans like you would not believe. Most are of the geeky, slightly chubby, and introverted class, but she has a nice proportion of Maxim-reading fraternity brothers avidly following her career as well. She’s gotten to the point where even her thumbs are famous on their own (toe thumbbssss).

Kristen Stewart shares some of the same fan base with Megan Fox, but she definitely has the pre-teen, vampire-loving market cornered. Every boy who secretly wishes he was a vampire also secretly wishes he had Kristen Stewart by his side, constantly touching her hair and mumbling something unintelligible.

Point: Kristen Stewart. Sorry, but Megan Fox is ranked way higher on Google Trends (and in every guy’s spank bank).

Pre-Teen Cred
Megan Fox fights robots. Rad!

Kristen Stewart dates vampires. Hot!

Point: Kristen Stewart. Yeah, every pre-teen girl (okay, and pretty much every other girl) loves Twilight. But the reason they love it are those hottie sparkling vampire dudes, not sweet, unassuming Bella. Megan Fox is hot AND she gets down with the autobots. Win.

Love Life
Megan Fox isn’t dating anyone at the moment (I think), but she’s romantically interested in just about everyone, women included. All those Comic Con geeks might actually have a chance after all…

Kristen Stewart is dating (pretty quietly, too, I might add) the cute little dork from her movie, Speak. Sorry, aspiring vampires. Guess you’re going to have to find your own Bella.

Point: Megan Fox. She needs to calm herself and just pick a sexual orientation already.

Press Coverage
Megan Fox is all over the internet (and high school lockers). We’re talking mass coverage here. So much so that if I see one more blog post about any part of Megan Fox’s anatomy, I will seriously consider turning my computer off for a full three hours.

Kristen Stewart is, surprisingly, well covered in the media. Apparently, the gossip hounds love Twilight, too (or their children do…). Otherwise, I can’t come up with an explanation for the countless hours of coverage on her love life, her hair, etc. Really? I mean…how interesting can her hair possibly be?

Point: Megan Fox. Seriously, we get it. She’s hot. Enough already.

Celebretard Prize Goes To: Megan Fox. Girl, you were in Transformers and some crappy Lindsey Lohan movie. Why don’t you put down the bottle of sunless tanner and try reading a script that doesn’t cater to lonely men and geeky teenagers?

3412327 Comments2009-07-03+16%3A00%3A14Katie+-+Michigan+State+University on "Celebretard Showdown: Megan Fox vs. Kristen Stewart"

Melanie - Northeaste says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 20098:23 am

This is hilarious. Both are overrated, but I do have a serious girl crush on Megan Fox, when she doesn't look like a total stripper.

Linda says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 20099:37 am

I'm straight .. but I do admit I have a girl-crush on Megan Fox too! .. lol even though I'm not sure how that works itself out.

Funny CS !

Maggie says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 200911:58 am

have either of you ever read an interview with megan? there's nothing to be admired about an iq that low. She's attractive, sure…but she NEEDS a new facial expression.

Lindsay says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 200912:48 pm

yea, i don't really like either of them. megan is skanky and kristen's always twitchy in her movies.

sheron says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 20092:14 pm

this article fails.

also, is megan back with brian austen green?

shari says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 20092:40 pm

i'm pretty sure megan fox is back with brian austin green. they're trying to make it work at least. and bisexuality is a valid sexual orientation.

i do admit to having a girl crush on megan fox. and not really being a fan on kristen stewart (mainly because i HATE twilight and did not like her performance in "in the land of women".

Brigid Catherine says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 20092:48 pm

i hated twilight, it didnt make any sense

Chelzz says:
Fri, 3rd Jul 20095:47 pm

Megan Fox and her plumped lips stole the new Transformers movie. I like her, and I'm annoyed by her voice.

michelle says:
Sat, 4th Jul 20096:36 pm

OMG AHAHAAAA.

how did i not notice she was in 'In the land of women'

AmandaISU says:
Sun, 5th Jul 20094:10 pm

i don't like kristen. way overrated. she and robert always look greasy and tired…and super high. blegh.

RUSHmusicfan says:
Mon, 6th Jul 20098:26 pm

You mean I have to choose between Tweedle – Dum and

Tweedle – Dee?

Ben says:
Fri, 17th Jul 20091:42 am

In the long-term, Megan Fox holds absolutely nothing against Kristen Stewart.

It's sick how in our society, looks matter, and that makes them better.

Megan does not come across as a real person. Her beauty should be thanked to her plastic surgeons, who clearly did a good job on her lips, breasts, etc. She hasn't done a darn thing to earn her fortune, and running away from robots half-clothed, attesting her position in this world as a piece of meet. Good for her. Hope it works well in the future. Sure, her roles are shallow and don't require any real acting skills, but boasting your position as a sex-symbol and insisting you have all this confidence, is not going to change your status or reassure you as an actress. Kristen Stewart, at least, has showed acting chops and has apparently gained respect from critics from her performance in "Adventureland". And based on your perspective of beauty, Kristen has a simple, natural appearance that she is apparently satisfied with, and does not need to plastic surgery to come off as beautiful or attractive.

Enough said.

chrissy says:
Wed, 22nd Jul 20098:06 pm

I’m a big fan of (KRISTEN STEWART) and she is an amazing actress.And she is better for (ROBERT PATTINSON).And she knows how to dress and she is very pretty and doesn’t act like a diva.

emily says:
Sat, 8th Aug 200912:02 pm

yeah i am big kristen fan seriously the guys only see the fisic but no the brain . that megan fox doesnt have. shes stupid without brain . kristen is the best

Michael says:
Thu, 8th Oct 20095:51 am

Kirsten Stewart played her role very well in the movie Twilight. such a young, beautiful and talented actress.

k-stew says:
Fri, 4th Dec 20094:22 am

Obviously kristen stewart is hotter.She has a great and unique personality unlike some sluts in dusney or anythwhere. She has great legs and is an amazing actor.

gia says:
Mon, 7th Dec 20097:11 am

100% kristen stewart. megan fox is so fake.the only thing she can do is about shaking her ass or showing her shapes…and that's all.

kristen stewart is so beautiful. besides the fact that she looks very good she has a natural beauty that megan will never have.also she has a strong personality which i respect very much. she is a talented actrice. her films are so interesting and the roles that she plays are so amazing.kristen knows what to choose.megan doesn't.kristen knows her place. even if she is very known and a big celebrity (way bigger than megan) she isn't like "omg i'm somebody!!you can't talk with me..you're beneath me!!" no she isn't. megan is.

no offense for those who like megan but everyone is entitled to an opinion.

joel says:
Thu, 10th Dec 200911:12 am

hey Katie why don’t you just rename the post as “how to sell yourself” say in your post mostly it is pointed out that FAKE is preferable…, role with only bitchy looks is preferable than real acting skills..!!

Recently I read a article in Times where its stated that M. Fox is lady like (but she asked her manager about whether she req. breast enhancer to host S.N.L in front of the same reporter …now you judge who like a neon light constantly craving for attention). In speak Stewart shows profound acting skill as a child actor. And in most discussed Twilight Saga its well acknowledged Stewart is the one not the HUNKS shown in it..

1. “Michael O’Sullivan of The Washington Post gave the film two and half stars out of four, praised Kristen Stewart’s performance in the film”

2. “Jordan Mintzer from Variety stated, “Stewart is the heart and soul of the film”, and added that she “gives both weight and depth to dialogue…that would sound like typical chick-lit blather in the mouth of a less engaging actress, and she makes Bella’s psychological wounds seem like the real deal.”"

Its true as celebrity she is on top but as an actor she is far behind Stewart.

May Jaca says:
Tue, 2nd Feb 201010:35 pm

i so admire Kristen Stewart, she had really grown up into a very beautiful and talented woman. she is perhaps the hottest actress today because of the Twlight movie.

Tori Freeman says:
Mon, 22nd Mar 20103:37 pm

and she's fearless and flawless

Tori Freeman says:
Mon, 22nd Mar 20103:40 pm

I mostly love her for who she is

georgina says:
Sat, 10th Apr 20105:24 am

Kristen Stewart is the best!!! She is an actress after all!!Megan Fox is pretty far away from that!!!seriously

zoya says:
Sun, 13th Jun 201011:54 pm

Kristen stewart all da way….i admire her…shez a gr8 actres,pretty,talented…mwahzzz krist roxxx

Kippy says:
Sun, 20th Jun 20104:42 pm

Megan Fox all the way.Who cares if she's not natural,fake or stuff? People still like her anyway.I don't think guys will hate her,it's all about jealousy among the girls.

I don't know why but I do think that Kristen is a spoiled slut.She's always dressed up like a drunk bitch and acted like she's so cool when she's been interviewed.

Mike says:
Wed, 4th Aug 201012:14 am

This article is biased trash.

But as a guy will say both are the two most beautiful actresses I've ever seen, Megan slightly wins though as far as looks, but barely.

Acting, Megan isn't as bad as people say, but Kristen dominates this.

bella says:
Sat, 28th May 20115:42 am

there both the best actresses ever and i love miranda ccosgrove as well

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