Not gonna lie…this summer hasn’t been the friskiest for me. And I know this may sound creepy, but I feel like that guy from Superbad when he’s telling his friend that as a kid he went through a stage where he just couldn’t stop drawing penises. They were just, like, always on his mind.
So maybe it’s because of my dry spell or whatever, but for some reason, penises are just always on my mind lately, too. And since I’m not getting in me any time soon, I might as well look elsewhere to fill my penis void. Turns out, there is plenty of peen out there.
The Penis Bowl: “Take it and pass it” doesn’t sound quite as slutty with this guy.
Penis Soap: Yes, you can feel clean after you interact with one.
The Penis Pillow: Softer is better.
The Penis Cake: My two favorite things together as one.
The Penis Vase: If I can’t put a peen in my flower, I’ll put a flower in my peen.
The Dong Bong: Oh, when it hits your lips…
Ashley says:
Fri, 10th Jul 20096:04 pm
LOL..some friends of mine at school took some clay and made a penis bong out of it…it’s even funnier to smoke out of it when you’re already stoned:P
Teresa - UC San Diego says:
Fri, 10th Jul 20096:23 pm
Hahahahah. This was priceless.
Courtney says:
Fri, 10th Jul 200910:43 pm
This is awesome, hahaha
Courtney
http://peacelovehealthiness.wordpress.com
Jill says:
Sat, 11th Jul 20092:05 am
SLUT!!!!! Stop being a whore and get a job or something. Nobody should be this obsessed!!!!!
Steph says:
Sun, 12th Jul 20093:30 am
That penis bowl looks like the best thing ever. I would love to own that. It would make smoking so much more fun.
dudebrochick says:
Tue, 14th Jul 20098:21 pm
Was at Dog and Pony and found this. I have one of Dong Bongs. They are funny as $h*t. There’s some good pics on their site http://sexybeerbongs.com
Suck it!
anonymn says:
Fri, 17th Jul 20098:25 pm
sounds like jill needs a sex
Alice says:
Mon, 20th Jul 20092:40 am
i WANT that soap. (wow that sounded dirty. woops.) hehe
redouane says:
Tue, 11th Aug 20097:28 am
je cherche une femme pour le sex ha ha ha ha
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