These Harry Potter Pick Up Lines are Magical

July 15, 2009 3:00 pm     Posted in HaHa  Candy -- NYU g+ page

harry potter kissIf you’re planning on seeing Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince tonight, you’ll probably be standing in line for quite some time. Sucks, I know, but here’s a thought that might make waiting in line a bit more bearable: it’s a good time to pick up a guy!


By Candy

You already know you have something (geekiness) in common and you’ll soon be sitting in a dark theater, so it seems to be the perfect place to meet your soul mate.

Since you only get one chance to charm that Muggle with your wit, we thought we’d help you out with a few HarPot&HaBloPri themed pickup lines. There is no way that boy will turn you down when you pull one of these out of your bag (unless, of course, he’s a Slytherin fan, in which case you wouldn’t want him anyway):

Show me your Nimbus 2000 and I’ll show you my Chamber of Secrets.

Hey baby, how about I be the Seeker so I can get your Snitch?

I want to put your wand in my leaky cauldron.

Did you escape from Azkaban, becasue my Dementor wants to give you a kiss.

How about you and me bang bludgers later?

The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong in your bed.

Forget Wingardium Leviosa; I’ve got my own spell to raise that wand of yours.

Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

What magic pick-up lines can you come up with?

54 Comments on "These Harry Potter Pick Up Lines are Magical"

  1. Jared says:
    Wed, 15th Jul 200911:50 am 

    I'll have you Huffle Puffing by the end of my Parseltongue session.

  2. Jess says:
    Wed, 15th Jul 200912:04 pm 

    On Monday night I heard my sister's friend (13 years old) say I'll put my wand in your chamber of secrets. My mom and I laughed uncomfortably in the other room.

  3. JWM says:
    Wed, 15th Jul 20095:11 pm 

    - Show me your Chamber of Secrets, and I’ll show you my Nimbus 2000.
    - Hey baby, how about I be the Seeker, so I can get your Snitch?
    - I want to put my want in your leaky cauldron.
    - Did you escape from Azkaban, because my Dementor wants to give you a kiss.
    - How about you and I bang bludgers later?
    - The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong Hufflepuffing on your bed.
    - Forget Wingardium Leviosa; you’ve got your own spell on me to raise my wand.
    - I’m gonna make you moan like Myrtle.
    - I’ll have you Hufflepuffing by the end of my Parseltongue session.
    - Let’s do some shrieking of our own in the Shrieking Shack.
    - My love for you burns like a dying Phoenix.
    - Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
    - You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
    - I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
    - My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
    - You’ve got the Portkey to my heart.
    - I know I’m not Head Boy, but you can be my “head” girl.
    - I love it when you dig your Ravenclaws into my back.
    - My basilisk is ready to do some Slytherin.
    - Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?
    - Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
    - I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
    - I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
    - A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
    - You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
    - I know you want me to manage your mischief!
    - I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
    - After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
    - Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.
    - Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
    - Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?
    - My name isn’t Neville, but i do have a Longbottom.
    - I solemnly swear I am up to no good…
    - Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
    - There’s no need to take me to Azkaban; I’ll be your prisoner.
    - Let me show you two jewels I’ll never hand over to Gringotts.
    - You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

  4. Vicky says:
    Wed, 15th Jul 20095:12 pm 

    HAHA some of those are awesome!! i wish i had used them last night..

  5. jeff says:
    Fri, 17th Jul 20098:50 am 

    is that your wand are you happy to meet me

  6. Nezumi says:
    Sat, 18th Jul 200910:53 am 

    Lol. these are great. I'll have to remember these. XD

  7. sauer kraut says:
    Tue, 21st Jul 20098:48 am 

    If your cauldron leaks, I ain't putting my nimbus anywhere near it. …

  8. stef says:
    Wed, 22nd Jul 20094:00 pm 

    wow are you all a bunch of LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Hannah says:
    Fri, 24th Jul 20097:05 pm 

    lol, these things are hysterical. you know, in a sick, twisted, obsessive harry-potter addict way, but still hysterical.

  10. AFS says:
    Fri, 24th Jul 20099:19 pm 

    omg these are so hilarious lol JWM has really good ones like dayumm

  11. Aaron Tyson says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20092:33 pm 

    my basilisk is ready to slither in your pipes

  12. Jailbait says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20094:38 pm 

    omg Harry Potter fans who are total pervs…wicked! ^_~

  13. Jailbait says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20094:39 pm 

    any in IL? just shoot me an e-mail krizzo1987@hotmail.com

  14. Joe says:
    Wed, 5th Aug 20097:22 am 

    After im through with you i bet my wand can produce a large petronus charm.

  15. Taylor says:
    Sat, 8th Aug 20099:50 am 

    Show me your Chamber of Secrets and I'll show you my basilisk

  16. alexia says:
    Tue, 11th Aug 20099:04 pm 

    WTF????? im harry potter fan and this is what it's come to?wow daniel, emma , and rupert would be dissapointed?! im am not a pervvvvvvvvvvv

  17. Marco says:
    Wed, 12th Aug 20095:04 am 

    Omg who in the world sits around and thinks of this lol….

  18. TheHalfBloodGOD says:
    Fri, 21st Aug 20092:03 pm 

    Cedrics got nothing on my Diggery!!

  19. SARAH says:
    Wed, 9th Sep 200912:45 pm 

    http://www.reverbnation.com/c./l14/1185995/15281/…

  20. Jake D says:
    Sun, 27th Sep 20098:50 am 

    Cool!
    :)

    Here are some more (regular) pick up lines:

    Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

    Was your father an alien? Because honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

    I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

    Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

    There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet…. you're name.

    If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents…

    For more pick up lines check out: http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com – that's where I took these.

    Oh, and pick up lines for girls: http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com/pick-up-lines-…

    :)

  21. Tea says:
    Thu, 4th Feb 20106:43 pm 

    HAHAHAH. Holy hell, these are just purely amazing.

    Oh my lord.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

  22. Grindle says:
    Thu, 20th May 20106:09 am 

    If you were to be famous what would you like to be known for?

  23. Tom says:
    Tue, 10th Aug 20101:45 pm 

    I want you to do MORE than just speak parseltongue to my snake.

  24. alexandra says:
    Thu, 26th Aug 20106:28 am 

    what the hell! these are are all fucking stupid. my vigina is better than this crap

  25. sara ct says:
    Mon, 18th Oct 201010:41 pm 

    ill reveal my patronus if you conjure yours

    lets play some quiditch tonight, after i take out my bludger, ill throw my quaffle through your hoop and then it will all be over when u catch my snitch in ur mouth!

  26. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:50 am 

    Vigina?… :o
    Pet name?>_>

  27. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:51 am 

    Dude. Calm down.

  28. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:52 am 

    Harry Potter fail.

  29. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:52 am 

    Me.

    And your mom.

  30. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:53 am 

    I am glad you call them by their actual names.

    And yes. Yes, you are.

  31. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:54 am 

    *ka-bang!*

    There ya go.

    Freaking pedofile.

  32. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:55 am 

    Thanks Hannah.

  33. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:55 am 

    Thanks Stef.

    TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. ^_^

  34. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:56 am 

    The Clap?

  35. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:56 am 

    I'll remember them when I'm with your mother.

  36. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:57 am 

    Cool name…. Jeff.

  37. fgusdf says:
    Wed, 1st Dec 201010:58 am 

    My name is also Jeffff.

    But pronounced Jef-uh-uh-fuh.

    And spelt FGUSDF.

    True story.

  38. Slytherin!!!! says:
    Mon, 4th Apr 201111:13 pm 

    I hear you have some slytherin in you, want some more?
    I hear your a parsel mouth, wanna pat my snake?
    i hear you have your own bed in the hospital wing, lets use it
    i can see the future better than trawnley, i know cuz it involves you, me, and a bed
    You have quite a scar there, can i check your body for others?
    I hear you have an invisibility cloak? Well, without a cloak, I can make all your clothes disappear.

  39. Lou says:
    Wed, 13th Jul 20112:26 pm 

    - Do you play Quidditch because you're a keeper
    - Are you a dementor because you just took my breath away

  40. EulerAlert says:
    Fri, 15th Jul 20114:10 pm 

    or… "I bet I can make your serpent hiss with my Parseltongue"

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  42. Draco's Hot!!!! says:
    Sun, 19th Feb 20124:02 pm 

    I don't have a note, but can I see your restricted section?

  43. Nikki says:
    Wed, 4th Jul 20125:41 am 

    I’m gonna make you moan like myrtle when I put my basillisk in your chamber of secrets

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