These Harry Potter Pick Up Lines are Magical

JWM says:
Wed, 15th Jul 20095:11 pm 

- Show me your Chamber of Secrets, and I’ll show you my Nimbus 2000.
- Hey baby, how about I be the Seeker, so I can get your Snitch?
- I want to put my want in your leaky cauldron.
- Did you escape from Azkaban, because my Dementor wants to give you a kiss.
- How about you and I bang bludgers later?
- The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong Hufflepuffing on your bed.
- Forget Wingardium Leviosa; you’ve got your own spell on me to raise my wand.
- I’m gonna make you moan like Myrtle.
- I’ll have you Hufflepuffing by the end of my Parseltongue session.
- Let’s do some shrieking of our own in the Shrieking Shack.
- My love for you burns like a dying Phoenix.
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
- I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- You’ve got the Portkey to my heart.
- I know I’m not Head Boy, but you can be my “head” girl.
- I love it when you dig your Ravenclaws into my back.
- My basilisk is ready to do some Slytherin.
- Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?
- Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
- I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
- I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
- A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
- You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
- I know you want me to manage your mischief!
- I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
- After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
- Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.
- Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
- Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?
- My name isn’t Neville, but i do have a Longbottom.
- I solemnly swear I am up to no good…
- Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
- There’s no need to take me to Azkaban; I’ll be your prisoner.
- Let me show you two jewels I’ll never hand over to Gringotts.
- You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.