Sexy Time: Will You Have Sex With Us?

July 23, 2009     Posted in Uncategorized

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By Kelly

My boyfriend and I have wanted to try a threesome for a little while. We both find the idea really hot, but haven’t been able to find any way to make it a reality. We have the same problem I know a lot of couples face; WHO do you ask to have sex with you?

Our first attempt was my good friend Mary. She didn’t want to participate but agreed to watch us go at it, which seemed like a fine compromise. But when we actually started having sex, she was more interested in texting on her cell phone, and we both felt too awkward to really get into it. Attempt number 1: fail.

We tried again last weekend, thinking it would be easier with someone we didn’t know. We left our cell and hotel room numbers for a cute waitress we had, and sat by the phone all night hoping she’d call. She didn’t call, and to make it even worse, we ran into her getting coffee the next morning. Awkward!

So, to help you guys out, I’ve decided to compile a few ideas on where to find someone if, you know, this is your sorta fantasy.

Friend

Pros: You know her, are comfortable with her, and (hopefully) trust that she is STD free. And she won’t charge you money.

Cons: It could turn out to be a really uncomfortable experience for all. And if you end up enjoying it, you may be jealous of any time she spends with your boyfriend afterward. Plus, not many of your friends are going to want to have sex with you. Nothing personal.

Illegal Prostitute

Pros: She’s willing and will at least act into it.

Cons: STDs! And you have to find one, which isn’t always easy. Oh, and there’s that whole money thing.

Legal Brothel

Pros: This is my favorite option. The girls have to be tested for STDs so you know they’re clean, you get to pick one you find attractive, and she will be experienced enough to make it a pleasant encounter.

Cons: It’s crazy expensive and you’d have to travel to Nevada or Europe.

Craigslist

Pros: It’s easy, just pick the category (“w4mw”, “m4mw”, etc.) and see a whole list of people in your area who WANT to have a threesome with you.

Cons: Craigslist can be sketchy, you know nothing about these people or their STD status, and they might expect payment. Or they’ll kill you.

Random Girl In Bar

Pros: Avoids the awkwardness of asking a friend and the seedy feel of hiring a prostitute.

Cons: It’s hard to ask a stranger to have a threesome with you. And you’re having sex with a stranger, so all STD worries still apply.

Have you ever had a threesome? With whom?

28 Comments on "Sexy Time: Will You Have Sex With Us?"

  1. Ace says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 20095:49 am 

    Mine was with one of my closest friends and the guy I was at the time casually seeing. We're less casual now I suppose. But my friend came to visit and we were all hanging out drinking, she and I have made out before but neither one of us have ever been with a girl or had a threesome so we went upstairs for a bit and she actually suggested it so I jumped at the opportunity. It was a lot of fun, I felt comfortable with both of them, seeing them kiss and have sex was a little weird since I was with him but it was also kind of hot. I'm still super close, maybe even closer, with my friend and my man and I are even better as well. hope that helps! Good luck and enjoy!!

  2. Naughty Girl says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 20097:56 am 

    Never hire a prostitute without seriously looking into her. I highly suggest that y'all read escort reviews on sites like http://www.naughtyreviews.com/ before you do the naughty with a pro… ;)

  3. sauer kraut says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 200910:33 am 

    Simmons girls were always more adventuresome than Northeastern girls. …

    But the pool at Adams House over at Harvard… damn!

  4. shari says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 200912:13 pm 

    ah you've hit my problem right on the head! the guy that i've been casually seeing for the past 2 1/2 years and i really want a threesome, but we don't know how to find another girl. we already had one with one of his best guy friends (for the record, they were never near each other the entire time…it was all about me hehe), but now we want a girl. now we just can't figure out who to ask to join us! we've been wanting this and trying to find someone to ask for like a year!

  5. callahan says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 20091:20 pm 

    craigslist?

  6. Em says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 20099:00 pm 

    I'm kind of on the other side of the situation. My good friend, who has a crush on me, wants me to be with her and the guy she's been seeing. I've never done anything like this before so I'm pretty apprehensive. I just don't want things to get weird between my friend and me…

  7. Elle says:
    Thu, 23rd Jul 200910:46 pm 

    Oh man, I think that would be so awkward. It sounds like you two want to spice up the bedroom a lot, and if you can't find someone, be respectful of that. Word of advice about the waitress, thats pretty unexpected to leave asking for a threesome on a note. She was probably creeped out, and maybe a bit apprehensive to the idea.

    Best bet, look for a lesbian or bi person, not to generalize, but a sexually active bi may be more adventurous with the idea and willing since she is attracted to both sexes!

  8. Coco says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20098:21 pm 

    I am a single female that has just started exploring the world of threesomes and the "lifestyle" (swingers) scene and it's a lot of fun. I have been seeing a married couple for about 4 months and just had my first foursome. It can get a bit complicated if you don't have the right kind of communication with your partner. But a good place to find people open to the idea is adultfriendfinder.com or lifestylelounge.com

    These sites are basically online dating sites for exploring your fantasies.

    Have fun, but be safe!

  9. sauer kraut says:
    Tue, 28th Jul 20099:56 am 

    How can you have a 3-sum if you are afraid of touching one of the other 2?

  10. Joe the Drunk says:
    Tue, 28th Jul 20095:33 pm 

    my woman would never go for this. dam, i'm cursed

  11. Casey says:
    Wed, 29th Jul 20099:50 pm 

    You two are violating God's will.

    Hope you're happy!

  12. Casey says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20096:30 am 

    Wow, I LOVE that someone is posting ridiculous comments pretending to be me. Keep it up asshole!

  13. Casey says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20099:11 am 

    Oh, and I have had 4 threesomes in my life, guess I'm violating "god's will" as well.

  14. Becca- Clarion Unive says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 200912:26 pm 

    I have a specific second person that joins me in threesomes. She was my ex girlfriend and we're still really close. I frequently bring her with me when I visit my boyfriend, and I've brought her on other occasions before I was dating him. It's a lot of fun, but she knows the rules. If the guy in question is mine, she can touch and play but after that night hands off. it goes the same for me. once you establish those rules, stick to them. it'll help.

    also, to the random troll on this site, I don't really believe in god. sooo I guess I'm safe. kthx

  15. Lisa says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20091:28 pm 

    Wow Casey,

    so even though you actively live against the 'holy institution of marriage', you would still say that gays can't marry?

    You are the biggest hypocrite ever!

    Wow, seriously. You have FOUR threesomes and you think that gays are the biggest threat to the holiness of marriage? If you value marriage so much why do you commit adultery (in the biblical sense, sex outside marriage is adultery)? I don't find anything wrong with threesomes, but for a bible beater like you to ….wow. You know what, you make no sense. Seriously, fuck off.

  16. Casey says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20095:45 pm 

    Lisa, I have a right to my opinions and to live however I want. I don't just disagree with gay marriage because I'm a christian, because I don't live my life 100% by god's will either. And I never claimed to. Most of the religious debates I have engaged in on this site were not stimulated by me. People seem to automatically assume that since I am against gay marriage it only has to do with my religion, which is not the case. But I'm not going into that, I'm not discussing it on this site anymore because debates on that topic are never civil on this site and I'm done with it. I'm also done putting up with people like you who call names, and spout pure hatred for people with different opinions. I know as a conservative I am in the minority on this site and I frankly just don't have the time to argue about shit on a stupid web forum. So think of me what you will, I really don't care.

  17. Lisa says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20099:37 pm 

    "I know as a conservative I am in the minority on this site and I frankly just don’t have the time to argue about shit on a stupid web forum."

    Then stop bringing it up.

    And it's not that we all don't like your 'opinions' (yes, we all can't take it when you go on your tirades), it's that what you promote is discrimination.

    God conservatives really are hypocrites.

  18. Casey says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20099:39 pm 

    God is above LOGIC, alright?

    That's why I say that marriage should be religious based, while I fuck as many guys as I can fit up my schnizz (blatant adultery, as all sex outside of marriage is). Just because I want you all to live by biblical rules doesn't mean us conservatives have to!

  19. Casey says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20099:43 pm 

    You know what, maybe I should have another threesome. This time, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh…

    Ooohhhhhhh yeahhhhh!

  20. Casey says:
    Fri, 31st Jul 200911:46 am 

    You know I never once said that homosexuals don’t deserve every single right that a hetero married couple does, Because I do think they deserve all of those rights. I don’t think it’s discrimination to call things like they are and since homosexual relationships are not the same as heterosexual relationships I don’t think they should be called the same thing. THAT is my opinion on it, no “God” no “bible” no “religion”. I don’t “bring anything up” I comment on posts the same as everyone else does. But since I am a conservative obviously my opinions are going to be different. If people don’t like them, just don’t respond to them. But we all have a right to say whatever we want. I go on “tirades” because people are just blatantly MEAN. I just don’t understand how anyone can be so rude simply because someone has a difference of opinion. I try and keep debates civil, but when people start calling me names, and putting me down, simply because I have a different opinion, instead of maybe trying to explain to me civilly (without name calling and haughty immature attitudes) why they see it differently everyone responds with pure hatred. I’m not looking for an argument and I’m not looking for drama, I would just like to have a civil debate on a controversial topic. But apparently you can’t do that on this site.

  21. Casey says:
    Fri, 31st Jul 200911:11 pm 

    Oops I just remembered I'm a bigot and blatant hypocrite.

    I think I'll shut my mouth like everyone has been waiting for for far too long.

  22. Rachel says:
    Fri, 31st Jul 200911:55 pm 

    Casey- People respond so negatively to your views because you responded negatively towards theirs. I know both sides are to blame, but that's just it.. BOTH SIDES ARE TO BLAME. I saw a few of the responses to your original comment (and though I found a few things in the comment offensive), the response wasn't an invitation to debate.. it was more like a verbal attack. Unfortunately, you responded in the same manner. The result is this epic liberal vs conservative comment war that will only make both sides look like bigots.

  23. Casey says:
    Sat, 1st Aug 20097:06 am 

    Rachel, I understand that I retaliate with negative responses when people begin to verbally attack me, but I'm not just going to sit by and watch while someone throws insult after insult at me. I may retaliate in that manner, but I never begin in a blatant insulting manner. When someone writes something that is offensive to me, I don't immediately start calling them ignorant, and putting down their political party, education, or religion (or lack there of) I may come off as angry in my responses, but I never start throwing personal attacks until someone else does it to me.

  24. Rachel says:
    Sat, 1st Aug 20092:02 pm 

    I realize that. But by throwing personal attacks /back/ you encourage others to respond the same way. It's a vicious never ending cycle.

  25. Casey says:
    Sat, 1st Aug 20093:11 pm 

    Thank you Rachel for the constructive criticism. I will try to remember that advice in the future.

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