
I know you are probably eating lunch right about now, but I refuse to be the only girl who has to witness this frightening photo of Madonna. Seriously, what the eff is going on here?
1. Her arms, obvi. So. Gross. The combination of veiny muscles and saggy skin is enough to make me never want to do another push-up again. Perhaps Madge should join me in my boycot? Oh, and maybe consider long sleeves?
2. Her granny panties. Look closely enough and you’ll lose your lunch you can see Madonna’s skivvies poking up over the tops of her jeans. There are two things I don’t want to see on Madonna: her vajay and her undies. I guess I should be happy she’s wearing pants?
3. Her cleavage: Madonna is in good (or scary) shape for an old lady, but come on, woman! Put those things away. I know I can speak for all of us when I say “Put on a freaking turtleneck!”



wendy says:
Mon, 27th Jul 200912:25 pm
why does she look like that? =(((
nightmares.
Megan says:
Mon, 27th Jul 200912:51 pm
Ugh…. Shudders….
Lauren - University of Michigan says:
Mon, 27th Jul 200912:55 pm
This picture is going on my fridge. Best. diet plan. ever.
Brenda says:
Mon, 27th Jul 20091:40 pm
I can not unsee this.
Erin says:
Mon, 27th Jul 20093:21 pm
I’m pretty sure she can crack walnuts with her arms.
Casey says:
Mon, 27th Jul 20095:19 pm
Ha ha! Lauren I totally agree! As soon as you see it you no longer want to eat anything. Ever!
born2.sparklee says:
Mon, 27th Jul 20099:07 pm
Underground arm wrestling competitions, with cyborgs?
KL says:
Tue, 28th Jul 200912:53 am
Seriously? Calm down people, it’s just underpants and arms. I wouldn’t want people to be able to see it, but we all have the same thing underneath our skin. And undies are just cotton. Jeez, you people need to get out more. I volunteered in a nursing home in high school- I bet you all would have been acting like immature idiots if your behavior here is any indication. And that’s sad.
Joe the Drunk says:
Tue, 28th Jul 20092:57 am
ugh. i work with alot of old people. her arms look like those of an 85 year old woman. there is nothing attractive about this woman. she should avoid getting photographed. the photographers should avoid her.
born2.sparklee says:
Tue, 28th Jul 20093:34 am
She still is the queen of pop though.
Matt says:
Tue, 28th Jul 20093:58 pm
FAKE!
chellechelle says:
Wed, 29th Jul 20098:33 pm
uh ok lets remember her age, i think this isn’t a big deal, her arms don’t look great, but the lighting maybe? this rubbed me the wrong way, honestly “madonna makes me want to hurl”? grow up.
Ellie says:
Thu, 30th Jul 20099:45 pm
Honestly, she looks like she is on steroids. The oversized veins and enlarged neck are both signs of steroid use.
DJ EFEXME says:
Mon, 10th Aug 20096:27 pm
THIS MADONNA VIDEO PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE:-))
WHAT A SMACK DOWN!!
paste the link in ot your browser
DJ EFEXME says:
Mon, 10th Aug 20096:27 pm
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