Madonna Makes Me Want To Hurl

July 27, 2009 12:00 pm     Posted in Buzz  Candy -- NYU g+ page

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By Candy

I know you are probably eating lunch right about now, but I refuse to be the only girl who has to witness this frightening photo of Madonna. Seriously, what the eff is going on here?

1. Her arms, obvi. So. Gross. The combination of veiny muscles and saggy skin is enough to make me never want to do another push-up again. Perhaps Madge should join me in my boycot? Oh, and maybe consider long sleeves?

2. Her granny panties. Look closely enough and you’ll lose your lunch you can see Madonna’s skivvies poking up over the tops of her jeans. There are two things I don’t want to see on Madonna: her vajay and her undies. I guess I should be happy she’s wearing pants?

3. Her cleavage: Madonna is in good (or scary) shape for an old lady, but come on, woman! Put those things away. I know I can speak for all of us when I say “Put on a freaking turtleneck!”

22 Comments on "Madonna Makes Me Want To Hurl"

  1. wendy says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20097:25 am 

    why does she look like that? =(((

    nightmares.

  2. Megan says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20097:51 am 

    Ugh…. Shudders….

  3. Lauren - University says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20097:55 am 

    This picture is going on my fridge. Best. diet plan. ever.

  4. Brenda says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20098:40 am 

    I can not unsee this.

  5. Erin says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 200910:21 am 

    I'm pretty sure she can crack walnuts with her arms.

  6. Casey says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 200912:19 pm 

    Ha ha! Lauren I totally agree! As soon as you see it you no longer want to eat anything. Ever!

  7. born2.sparklee says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20094:07 pm 

    Underground arm wrestling competitions, with cyborgs?

  8. KL says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20097:53 pm 

    Seriously? Calm down people, it's just underpants and arms. I wouldn't want people to be able to see it, but we all have the same thing underneath our skin. And undies are just cotton. Jeez, you people need to get out more. I volunteered in a nursing home in high school- I bet you all would have been acting like immature idiots if your behavior here is any indication. And that's sad.

  9. Joe the Drunk says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 20099:57 pm 

    ugh. i work with alot of old people. her arms look like those of an 85 year old woman. there is nothing attractive about this woman. she should avoid getting photographed. the photographers should avoid her.

  10. born2.sparklee says:
    Mon, 27th Jul 200910:34 pm 

    She still is the queen of pop though.

  11. Matt says:
    Tue, 28th Jul 200910:58 am 

    FAKE!

  12. chellechelle says:
    Wed, 29th Jul 20093:33 pm 

    uh ok lets remember her age, i think this isn't a big deal, her arms don't look great, but the lighting maybe? this rubbed me the wrong way, honestly "madonna makes me want to hurl"? grow up.

  13. Ellie says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 20094:45 pm 

    Honestly, she looks like she is on steroids. The oversized veins and enlarged neck are both signs of steroid use.

  14. DJ EFEXME says:
    Mon, 10th Aug 20091:27 pm 

    THIS MADONNA VIDEO PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE:-))

    WHAT A SMACK DOWN!!

    paste the link in ot your browser

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVWKHlWTB8IT

  15. DJ EFEXME says:
    Mon, 10th Aug 20091:27 pm 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVWKHlWTB8

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