Sure, They May Look Hot…

July 29, 2009 - 4:00 pm By Lauren - University of Michigan

Let’s be honest, there is no one hotter in Hollywood right now than Adrian Grenier, Robert Pattinson (droooool), Gerard Butler and Jeremy Piven. I can’t even log how many hours I’ve devoted to watching/drooling/fantasizing/doing other inappropriate things that no one but me and my pocket rocket (and neighbor who lives on the other side of my very thin wall) need to know about.

Seeing these guys on screen makes my heart hurt, because I know deep down that never in my life will I have the chance to meet them, let alone see them in the buff.

But now I’m realizing that maybe I don’t want to. And maybe those boys aren’t quite as perfect as I once thought. In fact, they’re actually kinda gross.

adrian grenier robert-pattinson-sweaty-pitts

gerard butler nose pick jeremy piven wedgie

Hairy asses? Pit stains? Digging for gold (in both nose and anus)? Sure, Gerard Butler is hot, but even he can’t make a booger look cute. And I don’t even want to think about running my hands through Grenier’s hair…down there.

Ew.

It’s pictures like this that make Madonna’s arms look sexy.

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  1. Vicki says:
    Wed, 29th Jul 20094:30 pm 

    Okay, I just have to point out that they are human just like everyone else, meaning that they are NOT perfect despite the fact that they may appear that way. I’m sure that every “heart throb” has their flaws/awkward moments/things that they don’t want everyone to know about.

  2. Sarah says:
    Thu, 30th Jul 200912:47 pm 

    I agree with Vicki. Who cares that Pivven picks his wedgie? Don’t we all? Also, my bf has hair on his lower back and I don’t think it’s that big a deal. AT ALL.

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